Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter...

By jess - 08/04/2012 14:30 - United States - Mount Vernon

Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2011 20:55 - United States

Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML

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By ahhhhhh - 12/02/2015 17:23 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML

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By Anon - 10/05/2009 12:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up really early before my mom so I could make pancakes for Mother's Day. I placed everything on a tray and even picked a flower, had a card for her and took it to her bedroom. She said, "You shouldn't have, pancakes are fattening." She took one bite and fed the rest to the dogs. FML

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By CryoSpectre - 11/05/2015 04:23 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I made my mom cookies for Mother's Day. My brother took all the cookies to work as a snack, because I didn't specifically tell him that the homemade "MOM" hearts weren't meant for him. FML

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Breakfast time!

By shit flavored eggs - 09/03/2021 00:30

Today, I decided to make an almighty breakfast of fried eggs and bacon. I couldn't find anything to flip the eggs with so I used a red spatula that my sister handed me. As I was finishing a delicious fry up, my mom came downstairs and asked me why the cat litter scoop was resting in the frying pan. FML

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By kaheera4 - 04/04/2014 22:38 - United States

Today, my mom visited, and I left her for a few minutes while I used the bathroom. While I was stuck taking a crap, she went on one of her religious rants, telling my children that Easter was off this year because their precious "pagan" Easter Bunny had been murdered. FML

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By thissucks - 21/02/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML

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Nice…

By MexyBoy - 11/06/2019 16:08

Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML

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Breakfast of champions

By Ana - 14/05/2023 06:00

Today, my mom had me and my little brother make pancakes for breakfast. I had to let the dog out of the house to go do his business, so I had my little brother wait there and told him not to touch anything. I came back 5 minutes later, and there were cracked eggs in the almost-done batter. FML

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redmane 21

Sunday 8 April 2012 20:17

Shoulda checked it first

gntfmlingnow 12

Sunday 8 April 2012 20:17

... Fried eggs?

Comments

csi_fml 19

Sunday 8 April 2012 22:20

Who in their right mind puts a Easter egg basket in the oven?

bizarre_ftw 21

Sunday 8 April 2012 23:11

Did the op ever state her mother is in her right mind?

stevenmx86 7

Sunday 8 April 2012 22:37

I live in my own house with my wife and I still check. You people who say "Why should they check?" are either lonely or still children.

stinkystu7 0

Sunday 8 April 2012 22:45

On your couch?

stevenmx86 7

Sunday 8 April 2012 22:46

She probably put the basket on the oven because she didn't expect that someone would be stupid enough to just randomly turn the oven on without looking? You people don't seem to think very critically.

iCherryPanda 12

Sunday 8 April 2012 22:59

How old are you?? Geez

brookie_0841 1

Sunday 8 April 2012 23:12

Who puts an Easter basket in an oven?

rubberduckie94 13

Sunday 8 April 2012 23:18

Easter basket in the oven? I understand that what I do not understand is baked sausage. Of course it may be my southern roots coming out, but it seems like a waste of sausage not to fry it.

bizarre_ftw 21

Sunday 8 April 2012 23:21

Only comment to consider this part of the FML, I salut you

RogueWarrior869 23

Monday 9 April 2012 22:21

I'm a Southerner myself and have you not had good, oven-baked sausage? Especially if you let it get a little dark and chop it up and mix it in with some red beans, rice and a piece of cornbread or other biscuit to the side, it is delicious. :3