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Personification and imagery are great things.. I imagine it's lying on its side.. Maybe a chair and beach umbrella.. A tropical drink, maybe?
Who do you live with that's "casually" pooping in your bathroom sink? Lmao
When there's a TIFU on Reddit saying "******** in the sink at work"...
That would be grounds to break a lease here. Check your state or province's residential tenancy act for specifics.
over the summer I had to clean public restrooms at a campground and found some horrific stuff, I could actually tell if it was the same person pooping in the urinal by the end of the summer
Well, this needs more information.
No. It is more than descriptive enough thank you
Maybe the guy uses the toilet as a swimming pool?
Cat, dog, mouse, roach, roommate, neighbor, landlord, burglar? I need a subject noun!
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Of all the ways to find a turd sitting in a sink, casually seems best. Be grateful it wasn't sitting cantankerously, explosively, or affectionately.
So is this a dorm type situation, or do you live alone? Because if it's the latter, we've got some bigger issues.