My comment on todays music and botdf in particular: ( about some vid of blood on the i dont give a **** floor) Omfg i have not heard such shit since britney started singing. For shizzle dizzle i need a pickle? Catchy???! **** off all u little ***** this stuff is not only bad, its embarassing to be white and a teenager right now. I cant tell whether i hate this or twilight more. Whats with the ******* style today too, the entire ensemble makes me want to drown in my own puke. At least then i wouldnt have to hear the 15 seconds of this music video i listened to, because i couldnt listen to the whole song! No, i dont cut myself.

and then when you went to the toilet you found out she also covered your wang in glitter. Now it is an unspoken rule not to check out another guys package when standing at the trough but the light was reflecting off it into my eye dude.

i would have shouted blasphemy and killed her :)

haha eww TEAM JACOB!!! :]]

uhh. someone needs to groww up .

Twilight destroys lives. when i first read the book i thought it was pretty cool but now everyone is so obsessed Sorry OP, for having a psyho as a wife...FYL

What you do with these ridiculous Twilight Fans whether they be 14 or 40. You get a massive sack, throw them all in the sack, and beat them with a big stick, not really caring who gets the worst end of the stick. Twilight movies = vomit on the screen, book = meh

dude no offence but your wife is a nut job

I had never clicked FYL until I read this post

I posted this at my facebook status giving it the best FML of all time, i cant tell you how many people have commented on it, and how many more will probably comment on it! it totally made my day too!