Animals: Today, I woke up and stepped out of bed right into a pile of...

By unknown - 04/02/2011 08:11

Today, I woke up and stepped out of bed right into a pile of dog crap. Acting quickly, I jumped on to my other foot, which would have been a great idea, except for this morning there were two piles. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2011 17:07 - Ireland

Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML

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By RustyBulletHole - 04/02/2009 07:53 - United States

Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog. FML

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By life_suxxx - 17/12/2009 06:09 - United States

Today, I come home to find that my dog has taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He also took a dump in my house shoe. FML

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By dirtyfoot - 18/01/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML

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This means war

By Anonymous - 24/12/2023 16:00 - United States - New York

Today, after I spent the evening at a girl's house that I'm seeing, I woke in the morning and put my pants on to leave, only to have her dog's poop roll out of the leg of my pants. This wouldn't be so bad if last week the same dog hadn't left the same treat right where I step when getting out of bed. FML

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By KittenShitz - 25/12/2019 14:00

Today, I felt accomplished after I cleaned the whole house alone, but then I stepped backwards to admire my work and stepped into a pile of dog poop. FML

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By Andrea Trevor - 07/08/2018 15:00

Today, I finally did the splits for the first time in my life! Unfortunately, it happened when I stepped in wet dog poop on my kitchen floor. One foot slipped forward in it, and I fell right on top of it. FML

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By gera3gera - 07/10/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog when, as usual, he did his business in the grass and stepped off to the side. I squatted and reached for the bag when my dog spotted another canine. He lunged forward in excitement and I landed face forward in the feces. FML

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By Livingthedream - 12/08/2018 06:00

Today, I got home from a long day of work and saw a pile of dog puke on the kitchen floor. I went to get paper towels and found a pile of dog shit. With my foot. Both of my kids were home all day and left the piles for me to clean because "that's gross". FML

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By BaliTheDog - 24/03/2013 23:01 - France

Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML

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Friday 4 February 2011 16:13

Your dog anticipated your clever plan and developed a counter strategy for it... a wise and powerful general your dog is... bow to his superior intelligence.

Quasar55_fml 18

Friday 4 February 2011 16:12

Sorry if I don't get it, but how come there is dog crap near your bed ?

Comments

dax3_fml 6

Friday 4 February 2011 19:33

I'd have 1 less dog.

Queen_of_Night 20

Friday 4 February 2011 19:51

This is why crating is important!

Zombie65 0

Friday 4 February 2011 20:02

# 1 pretty much said it all lmao

rique2008 10

Friday 4 February 2011 20:16

Is anyone else picturing him jumping back and forth between the 2 piles out of "instinct"?

blessthefall313 6

Friday 4 February 2011 20:17

i like your words :)

cally72 0

Friday 4 February 2011 20:49

that's supposed to be good luck. get a lottery ticket on. lol

jokesta187 11

Friday 4 February 2011 21:18

Right as the dog planned... Muhahahaaha!

Zmeilerr 22

Friday 4 February 2011 22:14

Do you sleep in your backyard?

Zmeilerr 22

Friday 4 February 2011 22:14

Do you sleep in your backyard?

liviy 0

Friday 4 February 2011 23:18

everytime your dog does that slap it on the nose but not to hard that it would really hurt him but just hard enough he gets the idea

welderchick87 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 0:17

If you slap your dog on the nose hours after you find out it's done something (like this) it's not going to have any clue why it's being slapped on the nose, and it will just end up fearing the owner. You have to act as you see the dog doing something wrong.