Love: Today, I woke up and texted my girlfriend, "Good morning" like... - FML

By Steve97 - 13/07/2015 04:15 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I woke up and texted my girlfriend, "Good morning" like I do everyday. She responded with, "I'm dating somebody else". FML

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Steve97 32

Tuesday 14 July 2015 1:57

Hey this is OP. I didn't know this got posted until looking at the new fml's. This happened this weekend a few days after my birthday no less. Part of it is my fault I've been working hard doing two jobs to save up enough money to hopefully move in with her someday. But this left me with barely little time to spend with her and she took it as me losing interest in her so she started dating someone else without me knowing and I didn't find out until she admitted it hours after I texted her. I still talk to her and she does feel terrible but whatever. Thanks to everyone for the support and I'm just taking it one day at a time now.

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lukian_fml 29

Monday 13 July 2015 16:05

"Good morning to you too!"

IndicaPaincakes 28

Monday 13 July 2015 16:07

Wow, sorry that happened OP. She's definitely not worth your time.

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rydin10 18

Monday 13 July 2015 16:13

Wow. That's one of the most inconsiderate ways I've heard of yet. Sorry OP. That must hurt.

nfedrichy 20

Monday 13 July 2015 16:14

hey man this is a good thing that she cheated now instead of when you guys are married and have kids. Count yourself lucky. There are much better people than her. :)

BlueScales 15

Monday 13 July 2015 16:16

Well that's a new way to break up with someone. Sorry OP

emi_alejandra 23

Monday 13 July 2015 16:16

Wow! I'm sorry Op Someone better will come for you

carllyo 19

Monday 13 July 2015 16:17

Finally, 0 YDI's

carllyo 19

Monday 13 July 2015 17:48

Very,very short lived. That's what I get for getting on early...

Nimor 25

Monday 13 July 2015 16:25

You should have responded with "oops I thought this was somebody else" and then ignore every contact.

yve1220 20

Monday 13 July 2015 16:25

Well that was out of line but you'll be better off without the deadweight

Willrus_3 11

Monday 13 July 2015 16:26

Maybe she got bored of the same text every morning

carl_carl_ 28

Monday 13 July 2015 16:33

Aw :( I'm sorry OP! What a horrible good morning text. You deserve better than that.

Invictus_Anima 5

Monday 13 July 2015 16:33

It sucks that you found out the way you did but you're honestly better off without her. Good luck to you OP!

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