By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML
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GameRater01 0

Today, I spent hours crawling through miles of pipe to finally reach the surface and escape the sewer. As I'm about to exit a toilet, a human comes in, thinks I'm a piece of poop, and flushes me back down the toilet. FML

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amirn86 0

Throw in some rat poison and flush depending on how big it was... if it was too big it might clog But it's a good thing you caught it before yo ass sat down on a nasty wet rat lol

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ilovefatcats 12

at first, I thought it was going to be a kitten

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ncvolley123 8

just bc it was a rat, ur probably a clean person. rats can climb up from the sewer.

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SaRah_In_LoVe 0

Oh shit. I have a pet rat and that still would have scared the hell out of me!

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PenguinToucher 0

Today, I attempted to be clever, funny, and suave for FML users.

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IamMe95 5

Ewwww... FLUSH FLUSH FLUSH!!!!! :{D

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jessicagehrke12 3

Awww. I would keep it:)

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chocolate_teapot 12

That just reignites any fears about the loo that were ever had. Ever.

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