By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML
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GameRater01 0

Today, I spent hours crawling through miles of pipe to finally reach the surface and escape the sewer. As I'm about to exit a toilet, a human comes in, thinks I'm a piece of poop, and flushes me back down the toilet. FML

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amirn86 0

Throw in some rat poison and flush depending on how big it was... if it was too big it might clog But it's a good thing you caught it before yo ass sat down on a nasty wet rat lol

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DontSaveMe 16

Oh my GOD. I would have screamed and ran out of the bathroom as soon as I could :O

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rabid_otaku 29

Personally, I find rats adorable.

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worldclassrager 39

So then what happened next? Either way you got a sewer rat taking a swim in your toilet after your septic system got too boring...send him back and follow with rat poison or basic fertiliser and some rid-x to clean up afterwords...if that doesn't work seek professional help

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