Animals: Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark...

By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2009 04:08 - United States

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Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML

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By TheLivingDeadTree - 19/10/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML

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Saturday 9 May 2009 10:35

Today, I spent hours crawling through miles of pipe to finally reach the surface and escape the sewer. As I'm about to exit a toilet, a human comes in, thinks I'm a piece of poop, and flushes me back down the toilet. FML

amirn86 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 10:19

Throw in some rat poison and flush depending on how big it was... if it was too big it might clog But it's a good thing you caught it before yo ass sat down on a nasty wet rat lol

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TJayU 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 16:43

Is it really considered an FML to find a rat? I really don't see how your life is horrible and deserving of sympathy because you stumbled upon a rat. And yet none of my FMLs have ever been posted...

UncleverName_FYL 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 16:55

how is this a FML? OMG i found a rat fml. F the rat's life for finding u

MmmHotWaffles 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 16:55

the solution: buy an anaconda snake the end.

jessiexx12 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 17:09

**** the rats life if you flushed it not yours....

Monstarred 7

Saturday 9 May 2009 17:10

Once its in a toilet, there isnt much to do.

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 17:12

I wouldn't freak out at this if it were me (simply because I don't have a fear of rats or mice). I would, however, laugh my ass off because there was a rat in the toilet. Then I would proceed to realize that I might need some kind of extermination, or something to get rid of the rats (I don't like killing them when it isn't necessary). Hahaha! I don't know what to even say here! There's a rat in your damn toilet!