By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML
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GameRater01 0

Today, I spent hours crawling through miles of pipe to finally reach the surface and escape the sewer. As I'm about to exit a toilet, a human comes in, thinks I'm a piece of poop, and flushes me back down the toilet. FML

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amirn86 0

Throw in some rat poison and flush depending on how big it was... if it was too big it might clog But it's a good thing you caught it before yo ass sat down on a nasty wet rat lol

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FBIWarning 0

ummmm FLUSH!!! have a little fun with the rat, might as well see if it works.

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katzgoboom 0

That's happened to me twice, actually. Well, it happened to my dad, so we couldn't go into the bathroom for a while until we rat poisoned the hell out of the place and we knew the rat was dead.

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STILTSxxx 0

thats scarey lol. i would've ran like honestly pants around the ankles and all.

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itsbrina 0

This FML sounds oddly familiar to the FML about the guy who found a live snake in his toilet after he pee'd in it. i call FAKE.

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xxbiggiestevex93 0

i would of took a dump on the rat

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fretforyerlatte 0

80 it would probably nibble on your balls if you tried..

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jay_rae 0

eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, ewww, eww.

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efmivida 0

omg, omg omg, that is sooooooooooooo grosss/ like im squirming in my seat right now.... ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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