Love: Today, I woke up at 4:30am because I forgot to turn my Blackberry...

By freckle82 - 12/05/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, I woke up at 4:30am because I forgot to turn my Blackberry off 'loud'. I woke up to find an email from my ex-boyfriend's crazy mother who had sent me pictures of her son's wedding that had happened over the weekend. I am still single. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 19:54 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, my phone kept beeping, so I put it on silent and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I found the guy I went on a date with last night had sent dozens of messages. The first was "Good morning! :)" and the last was "Answer me u fuckin cunt!!!!" I think I'm staying single. FML

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By Jake - 16/09/2013 19:08 - United States - Albany

Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML

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By blahppl14 - 27/12/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML

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By hunting7waves - 25/09/2015 05:31 - United States - Des Moines

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years told me he had a surprise for me at midnight. I stayed up all night, not hearing from him. Finally I get a notification. Apparently, my midnight surprise is that I'm single. FML

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Freakout

By Anonymous - 04/01/2012 17:00 - United States

Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML

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By LonelyAF - 12/08/2017 13:00

Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML

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Sorry

By Anonymous - 14/05/2013 22:41

Today, I woke up without my fiancé in bed next to me, but I assumed he'd gone to work early. I went on Facebook to find that he had posted a break-up post to himself from my account and set my status to single. I then found a note with "Sorry" written on it stuck to the kitchen counter. FML

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By mrsfantastic - 12/09/2010 14:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I was recovering from an operation. After I felt better, I checked my phone. There were 35 missed calls and angry text messages from my boyfriend asking why I wasn't at his house to cook his dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2018 03:00

Today, at 3am, my boyfriend's phone notifications kept going off. I attempted to wake him up, but he didn't budge. When I went to silence it, I saw his Ashley Madison notification, followed by Tinder, Zoosk, and Plenty of Fish. We've been monogamous over a year... or so I thought. FML

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Ilovelife07 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 19:53

send her back a picture of your middle finger

angelxcollins 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 19:50

At least he wasn't your current boyfriend and you were finding out he got married while he was dating you. :P

Comments

pancakelover 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 20:43

I agree with #2, #5, and #23 all of them took the words right out of my mouth... Though I would have also done a drive-by on her street, but that's just the psycho in me :)

fnonnie 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 20:55

you dodged a bullet there! crazy mothers turn into crazy mothers-in-law..

FMLFAN1 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 20:56

It sounds like you lucked out to me! You could have married that guy and inherited a crazy mother-in-law.

mrhahn530 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 21:08

kill her dog...its the fair thing to do.

pleasetryagain 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 21:24

I agree with number 3. WHO THE **** CARES? So you're single. So what? Are you one of those people that has to "beat" your exes by getting another significant other first? So his mom texted you once. If she keeps doing it, get a restraining order. So you woke up. Go back to bed. YDI.

fmlgirl302 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 21:36

don't listen to them. this is EXACTLY like something my ex-boyfriend's mom would do. I understand how you feel and you def. don't deserve it.

Theoderage 3

Tuesday 12 May 2009 21:36

That bitch!!!

Grashnak 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 21:39

Now is when you send the bitch pictures of your doing her boy with a strap-on.

AntiChrist7 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 21:41

so he got married? big deal. YDI for whining about it

unseen_fml 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 21:42

how is this an FML? it's called life. deal with it. people break up and then get married to other people. it was a bitch move on her part but seriously, not a FML moment