By Anonymous - 02/01/2015 16:20 - Canada - Milton

Today, I woke up at 4am needing a piss, only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 170
You deserved it 2 676

Same thing different taste

Top comments

thee_most_dope 30

"Fuckstick" is the only way to describe someone like that. Yuck.

cadillacgal79 32

I foresee a FML from your mother in the future....

Comments

There's going to be a lot of awkward dinners now.

The real mystery is was this he's first time combining it with the same toothbrush.

Kallian_fml 21

I think a better question would be: are you sure he always uses that toothbrush? I suggest you buy a new one and keep it in your room, OP. Just to be safe.

PokeyPorcupine 18
homesuckfucker 28

Tell your mom. Observe a disgusted, horrified expression, and then hear your brother getting his nasty ass kicked. Be amused.

What the **** is wrong with him? Hide your toothbrush buddy no telling what he did last time you pissed him off.

cheesy_wotsit 20

At least it wasn't OPs toothbrush...

SoftballMe123 5

He is a disgusting human being!!

Anyone else recoil from the screen after reading this? ?