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By Anonymous - 02/01/2015 16:20 - Canada - Milton

Today, I woke up at 4am needing a piss, only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML

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By mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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By clean - 16/09/2013 07:51 - Australia - Ashfield

Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML

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By burnmyeyes - 19/04/2014 21:26 - United States - Richmond

Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML

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By not as scarred as he should be - 18/10/2012 18:19 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML

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By Waitingtomoveout - 12/01/2017 17:09

Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML

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By curlyisnogood - 10/01/2011 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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By deardaughter - 14/08/2019 06:00 - Australia

Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML

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By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

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By uglychick - 05/09/2009 17:29 - Canada

Today, my brother came out of the shower and sat with my mom and me on the couch. He then says he liked the idea of the extra toothbrush in the shower, it helps him clean between his toes. I have been using that to brush my teeth for the last two weeks. FML

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By Eddie - 07/03/2021 23:00

Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML

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thee_most_dope 30

Saturday 3 January 2015 0:18

"Fuckstick" is the only way to describe someone like that. Yuck.

cadillacgal79 32

Saturday 3 January 2015 0:18

I foresee a FML from your mother in the future....

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bingalingading 12

Saturday 3 January 2015 2:33

she probably grounded him or something and he wanted revenge. Either way that's nasty...sorry you had to see that, OP.

AL3XFML 7

Saturday 3 January 2015 2:45

The name is Disgusting. Very Disgusting.

kellaylayyy 8

Saturday 3 January 2015 3:19

This is probably one of those moments you'll remember the rest of your life even though you don't want too, sorry OP!

DarkGem 13

Saturday 3 January 2015 3:21

At least it wasn't your tooth brush... I guess. .-.

abby1212 27

Saturday 3 January 2015 3:25

Atleast it wasn't your toothbrush

trtnt25 19

Saturday 3 January 2015 3:35

This needs an update..... Please tell your mom and let us know what happens next

kyledoran 2

Saturday 3 January 2015 3:47

lol

anabanana101 15

Saturday 3 January 2015 4:00

Fuckstick is my new favorite word lol

pete9913 23

Saturday 3 January 2015 4:15

F your mom's life.

missbrit818 20

Saturday 3 January 2015 4:24

What the actual f...

MyDadLeftMeInKFC 21

Saturday 3 January 2015 4:24

Ew what an ass.

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