By Anonymous - 02/01/2015 16:20 - Canada - Milton

Today, I woke up at 4am needing a piss, only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 170
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

thee_most_dope 30

"Fuckstick" is the only way to describe someone like that. Yuck.

cadillacgal79 32

I foresee a FML from your mother in the future....

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"At least it wasn't your toothbrush" but how do we know that that's the only one he uses... Time for a new brush OP!

AL3XFML 7

Thank you fuckstick is now part of my vocabulary

This is probably not the first time he's done that. This is only the first time someone has caught him.

why would he do that? he could shave it of instead.

Your brother is not right in the head.

It's a bit early for douche bag of the year nominees, but I think this is an definite candidate.

Epickitty58 29

Nice new insult word. I gotta use that one now.