By Anonymous - 02/01/2015 16:20 - Canada - Milton

Today, I woke up at 4am needing a piss, only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML
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thee_most_dope 30

"Fuckstick" is the only way to describe someone like that. Yuck.

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cadillacgal79 32

I foresee a FML from your mother in the future....

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xsydneyx123 28

Today, I discovered that my son uses my toothbrush to comb his pubes. But not until after I brushed my teeth. FML

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Goth_Hawk 28

Someone or multiple persons are trying to make different versions of this in new FMLs, I've downvoted at least 6.

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FitFriday 32

I can honestly say I never heard of that insult before

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kennie999 5

yeah I'd get rid of all the tooth brushes in the house maybe even the combs that's still nasty as shit ahaha

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jealkim 6

well it wasn't yours xD but use his for the same thing!

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lol_pancakez 4

Wow, no offense but your brother is a sick human being.

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