By ohmygoodness - 02/03/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML
I agree, your life sucks 80 724
You deserved it 17 288

Same thing different taste

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that is not a bad thing. People get sick and everyone goes to the bathroom.

So what? He thought girls never do the "poop" thing or a female fart is just a myth? Wake up, son!

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UpperSanctuary, reading back over this thread, I seriously wish they could just moderate all of your comments out. The next time you have explosive diarrhea, I'm automatically and emphatically declaring that YDI, regardless of the circumstances.

UpperSanctuary is obviously just Kim Jong-il trolling American websites.

It happens to everyone, but it turns off people. Just wait a few hours he's a guy!

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egypt_fml 0

LMFAO @ #55 And LMFAO @ OP, it sounds like he was okay with it though cause if he would have thought it was weird or disgusting, he would have just awkwardly stayed silent. I think it's hilarious he mentioned it to you though.

egypt_fml 0

@ UpperSanctuary. With all the shit spewing from your brain, you'd think you would actually know how to spell the word "diarrhea" correctly. Please make sure you use a dictionary before calling us a bunch of retards. You're calling us stupid, but you're the one going "HAHAHAHA YOUR BOYFRIEND HEARD YOU POOP HE'LL PROBABLY DUMP YOU NOW HOW UNSEXY LOLOL" Seriously, how old are you? I think you need to grow up and realize that everyone takes a shit and several people AROUND THE WORLD have dealt with diarrhea and it happens when it happens, it's not like you can hold it. So I don't know why you're generalizing Americans about being slobs in bathrooms. What I don't get is why you're telling us that we love poop, when you've posted quite a few comments on here.. they're all a decent length also. I even think you've posted more comments than anyone else here. Come on, admit it. You secretly love poop too ;) I won't take your word on you never having diarrhea, because seeing how digusted and ashamed you seem about this, I doubt you'd ever actually admit having it. CUZ UR LYEK 2 SEXI 2 HAZ IT OMGDZ. My guess is that you're still in high school and you're either being serious or you're just trying to piss people off on here, because it's the highlight of your day.

egypt_fml 0

Before anyone points it out- Disgusted. Yeah, I noticed.

R3TH0R 0

hell yeah #130, though my bet is that he doesnt have a life, doesnt know how to get laid, and trolls this site because he doesnt have the ability to find other forms of entertainment. but seriously if those are his views on biological functions of the HUMAN body then he needs to either take an anatomy class or go outside and interact with other people; and frankly i believe that is total utter bullshit about him having a sex life, otherwise he would have said something about "if my girlfriend/wife did this i would so dump/divorce her" since he HATES shit/having diarrhea this vehemently