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By wherefelix - 03/07/2009 08:01 - United States

Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML

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By Shitty Boss Shitty Job - 15/06/2013 05:41 - United States - Davenport

Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML

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By Snowflakepandi - 01/09/2017 13:00

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By Sugartits - 08/08/2017 13:00

Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick me up from work. We work at the same place. FML

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By DumpedHisAss - 14/10/2009 15:19 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML

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By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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By Hesintrouble - 23/07/2013 19:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's boss. She was wondering if he was okay, since he hasn't shown up to work for the past two weeks. Now I'm wondering where he's been going when he leaves the house each day. FML

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By That guy - 15/10/2020 17:01

Today, I woke up early for work and spent 30 minutes frantically looking for my keys. I had to take a 30-minute Uber ride to work, then drove an hour in the company truck, only to be stood up. FML

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You deserved it 149

By .... - 30/11/2014 04:29 - United States - Geneva

Today, my boyfriend went to work instead of going to my father's funeral. He works at home and chooses his own hours. FML

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You deserved it 3 402

By RandomTurtle109 - 19/03/2016 12:40 - United States - White River Junction

Today, I woke up late, got ready within 10 minutes, and drove to work. I walked in and apologized to my boss. He said, "Go home, it's your day off…" Walk of Shame. FML

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By seriously?! - 11/02/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML

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LuckyCharms_fml 0

Friday 3 July 2009 16:11

*clicks invisible "who cares" button*

tenniskettle 0

Friday 3 July 2009 16:03

eh so you wasted some time, big deal, thats not a bad FML

Comments

bluenote_fml 0

Friday 3 July 2009 17:03

If this is really a FML for you, I would say you don't have a L, which would be FYL indeed...

SimpleSimon 0

Friday 3 July 2009 17:09

YDI, for not knowing when you day off is in the first place

Bastet1981 3

Friday 3 July 2009 17:10

How can you not realise that it is your day off?

cattoe7 0

Friday 3 July 2009 17:12

not FYL.. but your day does suck

Cromwellsandwich 0

Friday 3 July 2009 17:17

Who cares? You don't have to work and can now drive back and hang out with your boyfriend at the beach.

pedrobrian 0

Friday 3 July 2009 17:25

**** JEWS AND FAGGOTS

darkmis1 17

Friday 3 July 2009 17:47

**** you! Anybody who thinks like that has serious issues and is a total a**!

Nai_fml 0

Friday 3 July 2009 19:19

Well, you can **** them if you want, but I don't see what that's going to do for them.

TheUnthinkable 0

Friday 3 July 2009 19:22

you are pathetic to type something that horrible on here! i am a jew and u don't know me! how can u possibly hate me or anyone, for that matter, just because of their RELIGION?! i think this anti-semitism crap is pathetic. and there is nothing wrong with being gay either! just because someone is attracted to someone of the same gender doesn't mean there is anything wrong with them! EVERYONE deserves to be happy! and I'm going to be the bigger person here and even go as far as to say, pedrobrian, even YOU deserve happiness even though you are so pathetic and horrible as to hate a person because of their differences. embrace other's differences and their beliefs and feelings, don't slander them because of it. geesh.