Intimacy: Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad...

By Anonymous - 07/06/2012 17:41 - United States - Oregon City

Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad I'd fallen asleep in my living room with my whole family over, grandma included. They were all staring. I'd been sleep humping and moaning. FML

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Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML

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By frankrizzo - 01/02/2009 17:29 - Canada

Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML

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By thermos - 03/02/2009 23:47 - United States

Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML

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By AwkwardMoments - 26/01/2017 14:00

Today, while napping on the couch, I had a very vivid dream about a girl I like. I woke up to my mother and father choking back laughter and recording me on their phones. I don't know what's worse: waking up with a boner in front of my parents or finding out I was also talking dirty in my sleep. FML

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By jennahh - 10/07/2019 22:00

Today, I had a sexual dream about my ex, and I woke up after saying his name. My boyfriend was awake, and heard all the dirty talk and me moaning my ex-boyfriend's name. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2016 18:41 - United States - Valparaiso

Today, I was having a wet dream and had a pretty vivid imagination. I ended up thrusting so hard that it showed up in reality. I literally humped so hard that I woke myself up. Not only that, but I was sleeping on the living room floor so my roommates saw and now it's their joke of the day. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2012 12:03 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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By urgg - 05/09/2010 14:20 - United States

Today, I woke up from a dream in which I had a penis. Apparently I talk in my sleep, because my boyfriend kept staring at my crotch. FML

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By woopdeedo_1 - 07/03/2010 19:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a party and crashed on the bedroom floor. I woke up to sex noises coming from the bed. I pretended to still be asleep. I sent a text to my boyfriend to tell him about it. I heard his phone beep from over in the bed. FML

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Thursday 7 June 2012 22:45

Must have been one hell of a dream to be sleep humping.

SkoomaKi 27

Thursday 7 June 2012 22:44

Were you drooling too?

Comments

JoeParris 1

Friday 8 June 2012 0:07

Doesn't matter had sex?

ucoolgirl31 20

Friday 8 June 2012 0:11

I do it too.... Sometimes

p3mguin 7

Friday 8 June 2012 1:05

So u violently hump the couch. O_0

ucoolgirl31 20

Friday 8 June 2012 1:27

46 - no I have extremely vivid dreams about having sex with my bf and I moan and stuff in my sleep.

rainbowdashy 3

Friday 8 June 2012 3:19

Wait...but you look, like, 12 or something...

ucoolgirl31 20

Friday 8 June 2012 3:40

I'm 16.

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Friday 8 June 2012 3:49

These are the kinds of things we keep to ourselves...

ucoolgirl31 20

Friday 8 June 2012 4:08

66 - to each his own.

PlaidPanda 9

Friday 8 June 2012 5:00

With each reply your username is more and more deserving. I love it!

ucoolgirl31 20

Friday 8 June 2012 5:13

I understand... A lot of people hate me on this web site. But Idgf because I choose to say what I want.

PlaidPanda 9

Friday 8 June 2012 5:20

I don't hate you, I really do find your comments amusing, not in a "STFU" either... They're just different, and not to be mean, I had no idea you were 16, they honestly remind me a tiny bit of that show 'awkward'. I do apologize if I offended you.

ucoolgirl31 20

Friday 8 June 2012 16:03

No worries. It's just hard to tell who likes my comments on this website and who don't. Like some people just thumb me down because they don't like me. But thank you.