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By Anonymous - 02/02/2011 21:47 - United States

Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML

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By nt121511 - 03/08/2016 22:40

Today, I woke up after a long night of taking care of my drunken husband. I guess I should feel lucky I don't have a generic, "He wet the bed in his sleep" story, and instead have a unique, "He got out of bed and peed on me" story. FML

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By :( - 27/01/2014 22:31 - Algeria

Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML

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By annoyedgf - 11/07/2015 12:44

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend standing at the end of the bed staring at a large wet spot. Boy do I know how to pick 'em! FML

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By Embarrassed - 05/11/2018 13:30

Today, at over 9 months pregnant, I woke up to a wet bed. Convinced my water broke, I woke up my husband and had him drive me to the hospital at 3am. The nurse told me my water was fine, I had just peed the bed. FML

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By Embarassed - 10/09/2009 05:32 - Canada

Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML

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Thanks babe...

By okaykk - 05/09/2018 13:00

Today, after having hardly any sleep the whole weekend, I was woken up at 3:30 am by the sound of running water. I opened my eyes to find my fiancé peeing in my favorite water bottle. FML

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By mmvv - 08/02/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML

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Completely wet

By Anonymous - 27/02/2020 20:00

Today, I was drinking too much and I have to pee constantly, so I went to bed without my girlfriend. Hours later she woke me up wanting sex, but she realized that I pissed the bed. FML

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By gold3nshow3r - 09/03/2017 20:00 - United States - Roanoke

Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML

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The runs

By Anonymous - 04/01/2021 04:58

Today, I woke up next to my wife at my in-laws. It was all set to be a beautiful morning when we got serves breakfast in bed, until my mother in-law started pointing at the big shit stain running from my ass and on to the sheets. Never trust a fart, especially when you're sleeping. FML

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DocBastard 38

Thursday 3 February 2011 1:13

You should have test driven the car before you put it in your garage. You always need to test out the gear shifter by checking how freely it moves, feel how supple the seats are, how much space there is in the trunk for your junk, how quickly and smoothly it accelerates, kick the tires a bit... Wait, what the hell was I talking about?

sweet_candy_ 17

Thursday 3 February 2011 1:04

This is something that should be shared before fyl op.

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Kelita 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 10:16

well......till death do y'all part.

wtfsnickers 1

Thursday 3 February 2011 11:14

or a squirter

NYBellz 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 11:28

divorce ... asap

ehaddad201 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 11:46

maybe he laughed too much after hearing how u snore so he couldn't help but pee rather than get up and go to the bathroom

lil_lala209 5

Thursday 3 February 2011 12:00

gross!!!

Carlie_McCartney 1

Thursday 3 February 2011 12:12

hmm...I feel like that's something he should've told you before. I'm sorry OP!

Frenchtony 17

Monday 7 February 2011 11:26

You're a drug free hippie, what's the point?

Leftieswillrule 3

Thursday 3 February 2011 12:23

love is to accept someone as they are. if your truly loved your spouse you would deal with it

heb3003 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 12:28

thats why u have sex before marriage.

muffinmonster101 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 12:44

wow... bitch!! if you really lived him/her you wouldn't care what he/she did. all I have to say Is your a BITCH

morganhchs 5

Thursday 3 February 2011 12:59

How nasty.

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Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML

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Today, I woke up to large spot of blood in my underwear. This wouldn't be too big a deal if I didn't have a penis. FML

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