By Anonymous - 02/02/2011 21:47 - United States

Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
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DocBastard 38

You should have test driven the car before you put it in your garage. You always need to test out the gear shifter by checking how freely it moves, feel how supple the seats are, how much space there is in the trunk for your junk, how quickly and smoothly it accelerates, kick the tires a bit... Wait, what the hell was I talking about?

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sweet_candy_ 17

This is something that should be shared before fyl op.

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Comments

in_wonderland 1

so you guys never once slept over together before getting married? ah, the life of overtly religious people.

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Tarrantian 2

So your new husband is a bed wetter. Guess that you could have wed better! Lighten up. Not the worse thing to happen!

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ladyvader401 5

And *that* is why you should always live with someone before you promise to spend the rest of your life doing so. Like someone else's car analogy up there; would you ever buy a car without test driving it? Of course not!

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Bobby64 29

If I'm not mistaken, divorce rates are roughly similar between couples who lived together before marrying and those who did not. The whole idea that "test driving" helps out a relationship isn't really verified by the facts. Also, I doubt you'd call off a marriage ONLY due to bed wetting. That can probably be treated with time.

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MrBaxter 5

Let's look at the bright side, the bed will never be cold...

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alicec123 0

You obviously don't know your partner well enough to have married. YDI

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richmurrills 0

This is why you sleep with someone BEFORE you marry them people!

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moomoomeow2 7

if you really loved him, you wouldn't care.

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rudikk99 2

UDI totally! for not having sex/ not sleeping with the guy before got merried lol ******* religious virgins!! it's so stupid!!!

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

Them not having sex with their partner before they got married is not the issue. The issue is that they apparently didn't even share a bed, that's it. There is no reason for you to bitch about them not having sex since it in no way affects whether or not they find out if their partner is a bed wetter.

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