By Anonymous - 02/02/2011 21:47 - United States

Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
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DocBastard 38

You should have test driven the car before you put it in your garage. You always need to test out the gear shifter by checking how freely it moves, feel how supple the seats are, how much space there is in the trunk for your junk, how quickly and smoothly it accelerates, kick the tires a bit... Wait, what the hell was I talking about?

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sweet_candy_ 17

This is something that should be shared before fyl op.

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perdix 29

Pretend she's a squirter añd that would be ******' hot!

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

OP is a woman so it was her husband that wet the bed. That means your plan, however much of a joke it was, is flawed.

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xxxJORDYBEARxxx 0

actually your wrong because there's no evidence that OP is a woman ... could be a guy.... he or she does not tell us.

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brianjman14 22

Actually, *you're* wrong, Jordy. On 02/02/2011 at 4:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

Thank you brianjman14 for correcting xxxJORDYBEARxxx so that I didn't have to.

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Autoshot 9

Yea OP is female, but so may be her spouse.

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JoshGHardy 0

the fml tells u at the top its the female thing idk what its called but the O with the upside down t on the bottom is for female and yes i expect to be called stupid for this comment and however many times it post im using the app so i click send til my fml shutsdown

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JoshGHardy 0

the fml tells u at the top its the female thing idk what its called but the O with the upside down t on the bottom is for female and yes i expect to be called stupid for this comment and however many times it post im using the app so i click send til my fml shutsdown

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JoshGHardy 0

the fml tells u at the top its the female thing idk what its called but the O with the upside down t on the bottom is for female and yes i expect to be called stupid for this comment and however many times it post im using the app so i click send til my fml shutsdown

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perdix 29

You're all right. I should read more carefully. That's what happens when you try to rush to be a "first!" You screw things up and you end up sixteenth anyways. Sorry ;-(

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emjay09 0

and thank you brianjman (I definitely had to look twice cause thought it said Benjamin) for doubling the correction on little jordy's post. jordy. ya look like you're still in middle school and I learned correct grammar usage before middle school. stop day dreaming about Justin bieber and pay attention in class.

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ScrabbleBabe2010 0

There are pills for that if it is actually chronic. It could happen because he had too much to drink...but the kind of people who wait for marriage are USUALLY not the type to get blisteringly drunk... but he COULD just be a lightweight, lol.

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katplayer 4

I had a friend who was on said pills when she was young. She'd natively wet the bed usually 6 times a week, but the pills only got it down to 4, they're not so effective, but better than nothing I guess.

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Djosef_fml 0

Then again, to take the pill before going to bed, I bet she drank some water to swallow it. Bound to fail. xD

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Calyx_fml 21

This is why premarital sex and cohabitation is a great idea. YDI for being a prude.

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brianjman14 22

I agree with premarital sex and cohabitation are great ideas before getting married, but that isn't a reason to insult the OP for not doing so.

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xk75 4

yes it is, because the op was burned by not doing either.

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darude908 1

wait so a guy makes you wet in bed... whats the problem? lol

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Melannabell 7

How do you only just find this out? Have you not spent the night with him before?

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ftb170 0

there is a thing called morals.

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SmallTownCutie 0

You can have morals, and have pre-marital sex. They're just different morals. None are wrong or right, just different.

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

What I'd like to know is how did the OP managed to wake up from their honeymoon? Did they wake up and find out that the honeymoon was all just a pleasant dream and all they were left with was a husband and a piss soaked mattress?

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lilcc86 0

lmfao thats too funny

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izzybd 20

OP, you never slept with your husband before you married him?

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