By Anonymous - 02/02/2011 21:47 - United States

Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
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DocBastard 38

You should have test driven the car before you put it in your garage. You always need to test out the gear shifter by checking how freely it moves, feel how supple the seats are, how much space there is in the trunk for your junk, how quickly and smoothly it accelerates, kick the tires a bit... Wait, what the hell was I talking about?

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sweet_candy_ 17

This is something that should be shared before fyl op.

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Darrian_Garrett 0

He's yours forever now.

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Fa7_fml 0

OMG I'm so using that line from now on! I love it!

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thethup13 0

that's why you have sex before you get married

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ftb170 0

some people have morals and wait for the person they really love. jus saying

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thisismyname_fml 1

Some people are able to have sexual relationships before they get married and still have morals. It's all about what is right for the people involved, there is no universal right or wrong answer on waiting or not waiting until the wedding night. Your whole point is that you think it's shitty for people to judge others for waiting for marriage, so you in turn judge other people for not waiting? **** yourself.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#223 Exactly. Sleeping with someone before marriage may be "immoral" in the eyes of Christianity, but the thing is that not everyone is a Christian...So I don't think it's expect non-Christians to adhere to that same set of values/morals. You can still be a very moral person without being religious even in the slightest.

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AlexBuda 0

check under your pillow op your spouse ***** the bed as well! :D

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BabyBlaze 0

And? If you love this person,it shouldn't matter.

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Privations_fml 3

They were playing 'house', apparently.

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varkey 7

he can get that treated fyl

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clara99_fml 0

Thats why yuh sleep with him atleast once before yuh qet married(:

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pixiestix6 0

PEOPLE!!?? there is nothing wrong with abstince! And op, if you love him what does it matter?

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