By Anonymous - 02/02/2011 21:47 - United States

Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
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DocBastard 38

You should have test driven the car before you put it in your garage. You always need to test out the gear shifter by checking how freely it moves, feel how supple the seats are, how much space there is in the trunk for your junk, how quickly and smoothly it accelerates, kick the tires a bit... Wait, what the hell was I talking about?

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sweet_candy_ 17

This is something that should be shared before fyl op.

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xGraycloud 4

wouldn't that have been something you wanted to know before you married him? x) but still FYL.

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mandypandypants 4

I'm just curious. How on earth are you just now finding this out? Have you never slept over his house?

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Cutebabysignut 0

Sauce92....well said. I agree completely.

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jasminekaren 0

the real fml is you were sleeping on your honeymoon..

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emilyxorawr 3

Diapers are always an option, I would recommend pull-ups.

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II_Heartless_Ray 0

im a big kid now. :)

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starfruit 0

Aw, same thing happened to me, when I was 5 I use to play married too! Oh, if you're not 5 I guess it's different.

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joa76 3

There are so many comments saying "if you really loved him, it wouldn't matter." I'm sorry, but I would be EXTREMELY grossed out if I woke up with pee on or next to me (depending on if they cuddle, I suppose), no matter HOW much I loved the person. I would also probably not want to sleep with them again anytime soon. Ew. It could, of course, be a one-time thing. It could also be a medical issue (diabetes, for example). As for the commenters saying "abstinence is fine but you didn't even sleep (just sleep) with him?"...technically, if they're really religious, that would probably not be allowed either...heck, some people won't even kiss or hold hands until they're married, let alone sleep in the same bed (something considered sinful by most conservative Christians, in my experience).

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emjay09 0

wow I'll feel bad for your eventual husband. poor guy won't know what he's getting into.

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guyjones 0

....sounds like you probly shoulda givin him a test ride, you know to find that kinda stuff out, before you went and got married.

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