Animals: Today, I woke up, got dressed, and left for the 1 hour drive...

By wasted_gas - 05/10/2013 16:00 - United States - Cumming

Today, I woke up, got dressed, and left for the 1 hour drive to the nearest vet. When I arrived, I realized that I left my cat in its carrier on my kitchen counter. FML

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By Carey - 03/09/2023 16:00 - Australia

Today, I took my cat to the vet for a regular check-up. In the waiting room, she escaped from her carrier and created chaos, knocking over supplies, and hissing at everyone. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2014 22:49 - United States - Dublin

Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2014 20:43 - United States - Irmo

Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML

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By Jen - 11/02/2011 09:02

Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML

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By I'm a dumbass - 27/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I closed my bedroom door before I went to work this morning so my cat wouldn't chew on the cords in there. When I got back, I couldn't find my other cat anywhere. I went to my bedroom and heard her yelling. She was in there, stuck there all morning and afternoon. Oops. FML

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By baddoggy - 17/10/2010 08:13 - United States

Today, I went to pick up my dog from the vet after she had surgery. I somehow managed to lock my keys, my purse, and my dog in the car. FML

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By mav3rick91 - 01/03/2010 08:30 - United States

Today, I opened my closet to get my uniform to get ready for work, and found the cat my step-mom was looking for the night before. Apparently, it snuck in there and was too stupid to miaow to be let out, but had no problem pissing all over all my stuff. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, at work I got an urgent message from my boyfriend that there was an emergency and I should come home immediately. I took my last personal day of the month and drove the half-hour home. The emergency? The cat had vomited on the comforter. FML

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By Buyingagun - 08/04/2020 05:00

Today, I looked out the window just in time to see a coyote carrying off my cat that I had just let outside five minutes before. FML

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By tal - 22/08/2012 09:57 - France

Today, I packed my bags and left for the airport. When I passed through security, the X-ray scanner discovered that my cat had also come along for the ride. FML

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Saturday 5 October 2013 20:01

Common sense doesn't seem to be so common anymore

jessherself13 21

Saturday 5 October 2013 20:02

How do you forget the only reason you are driving to the vet?

Comments

zRatio 6

Saturday 5 October 2013 20:38

33, nothings impossible because there its "Im"possible.

djsammyc 19

Saturday 5 October 2013 20:40

why did you need the vet?

cmayer 20

Saturday 5 October 2013 20:42

Your body will force you to breathe if you stop breathing.

octaviamarieb 18

Saturday 5 October 2013 20:44

and now that poor kitty has to stay in the carrier for 3 hours! that's just mean...

ForbiddenDestiny 20

Saturday 5 October 2013 20:45

Aww poor kitty! Bet she missed you while you were out! X

perdix 29

Saturday 5 October 2013 21:01

While you were there, maybe they could give your something for memory loss. Dogs, cats, humans, ... we ain't nothing but mammals.

Enslaved 36

Saturday 5 October 2013 21:12

"So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel"

Not_Impressed13 9

Saturday 5 October 2013 21:04

Unless you are dead.

zoegirl_455 30

Saturday 5 October 2013 21:04

Forgetting your cat! That's the most important thing! However I can kind of understand, my cat doesn't meow at all once it's in the carrier and tends to be so quiet you forget it's there. Maybe it was the same situation?