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33. Do you understand Alzheimer's at all? It makes you forget everything. Eventually the brain forgets how to send signals to the lungs to inhale and exhale. People die this way quite often, especially in the elderly.
Wow whatever people. No one was talking about Alzheimer's here. Do you want me to be specific? Normal, correctly functioning brains will force you to breathe if you stop breathing. The comment about nothing being impossible didn't even make sense and sorry I don't laugh at "jokes" that don't make sense.
peice of shit owner much
I wouldn't worry too much - our Prime Minister managed to do something similar with his daughter.
Cmayer - Please just stop. This is a humour site, and you don't seem to get that. So either say something funny or shut up. I vote for the latter.
I've done that before...it happens...I bet your cat was pissed though....
Also, what cmayer says is rubbish. You will start breathing again if you try to hold your breath, but if you stop breathing because you've had a heart attack, for example, your brain isn't going to save you.
I'm just wondering where you live that one has to travel an hour to the vet, unless it's your preferred one.
That's nothing unusual, not everyone want to live in the city.
I lived in a tiny town with under 2000 people, and we had a vet in town as well as one 20 minutes away. So even some small towns have vets. Wonder where op lives
tiny town of 2000? uh... no. I grew up in a tiny town of 250. We had a gas station. Thats it. Nearest grocery store (and school) was the next town over (about 10 minute drive). And everything else was a minimum of a half hour. A vet came to town once a month but was booked solid because of the farms.
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Common sense doesn't seem to be so common anymore
How do you forget the only reason you are driving to the vet?