By holyshitbatman - 22/09/2012 14:06 - United States - Chicago

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Today, I woke up naked next to my gay roommate after a night of drinking. Neither he nor I remember anything. FML
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cariskunoichi 2

60 percent of the time, it works every time. Sex panther. Rawwwr.

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Kuramasan_fml 12

Are you a girl or a guy? Most comments assume guy but the symbol is a girl with a guy, so you're a girl? Making it so awkward in a different way. @_@

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timanddavelive 4

This is a poor way of trying to gain support to come out of the closet. You both know what happened, it's time to man up and start telling people the truth about you two being a couple in a relationship that has just gone to the next level

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n3rd4lifee 0

Does your asshole hurt?

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owlfeatures 8

There's nothing wrong with experimenting. But like a friend of mine once said: "Can't remember what happened? Then nothing happened." :)

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marramrammar 2

LOL - are you now walking funny, or does he have a shat eating grin on his face?

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danialjavady 2

Haha I bet you guys just ****** all night!!

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SanpakuEyes 18

I think it's funny how a lot of comments seem to be assuming that 1) the OP is male 2) that he would be the bottom(receiver for those not in the know) if sex did occur (homophobia ftw) 3) that said roommate was attracted to the OP in the first place The ignorance is overwhelming.

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jaredofmo 22

Thank you! For all anyone knows, they just slept in a bed together. One (or both) being naked.

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