By Jonathan - 13/10/2008 08:27

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML
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kirstyfaerie 0

only half naked? you're not very ambitious.

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birchofacookie 0

That's weird. Today, I was having sex on a boat with a hot brunette. Then, I woke up. And Samus slapped me.

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A1NoSauce 17

Time to study more on the Chinese culture. Especially while taking residence there. Good luck, OP!

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Mightytall 35

What was the breakup? Her giving you the pear or you cutting it? If it's option A, FYL. If it's B, she should be ok if you explain to her that sharing a gift is a sign of appreciation in western culture.

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Magnoxidans 19

Bit confused OP, does that mean she was breaking up with you by giving the pear or did you cutting it up indicate that?

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Magnoxidans 19

Bit confused OP, does that mean she was breaking up with you by giving the pear or did you cutting it up indicate that?

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Mooglefox 23

Just tell her that you are a dumbass and that you did not know what you were doing.

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Teyros 24

*storms into the kitchen infront of girlfriend, viciously grabs pear, pulls out knife, stares into the windows of her soul.. Cuts pear.*

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TeasinDaNoobs 16

Her giving you the pear is a sing of breakup or you cutting a pear was the sign of breakup? Sorry im confused

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MrSassypants 33

One time, I was eating pistachios and I offered some to this girl. I broke down in tears when I she started cracking the shells. She wants to crack my nuts. :(

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furly09 17

I'm a bit confused: did the giving of a pear mean she was breaking up with you or did you cutting it mean you were breaking up with her?

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