By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 21:29 - United States

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Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML
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blackbird31 0

You may want to reconsider the "straight" part.

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CallMeHush 0

Yoou used to be a straight male, but you have crossed into the Rump Ranger zone.

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creepingjennie 13

You like what you like, and there is nothing wrong with that, just as long as you are both consenting adults.

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tmc8907 18

that might be the best one I've read ao far!

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artiststatement 21

Honestly, a lot of people have gay experiences without thinking that they are gay themselves. However you choose to let this incident affect you is entirely up to you. If it's something you've thought of before, maybe it is time to consider the "other side" as it were. But it could just mean nothing. You were just both drunk and horny. Just because you enjoyed it doesn't automatically mean you're gay. On the other hand, there's no such thing as purely straight or purely gay. There are multiple levels there. Maybe now that you've had this experience, you can loosen up and just enjoy life and all it has to offer. =)

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Beanzii 0

I think he did "loosen" up, just a little ;p

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fthku 13

Just because you might be bi (or whatever) doesn't mean there isn't such a thing as completely straight or completely gay. Guess what? Yes there is. I'm a completely straight guy, just as I'm sure there are completely gay people who want nothing to do with the opposite sex. (Both men and women) And I'm sorry, it couldn't just "not mean" anything. Women are different when it comes to this, but I just can't think of a completely straight guy having sex with another guy. OP, start doing some serious thinking about your orientation. This doesn't mean you've just "converted" into being gay or anything, but I'd do some thinking. Maybe you are gay, maybe you're bi. Looks like it's time to find out eh? Better talk to your best friend as well.

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SpankyMcThrust 6

"Women are different when it comes to this" Oh ffs... Kinsey Scale people, has no one heard of it?

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PreludeToADream 0

Remember that drinking doesn't change who you are, it brings out parts of your personality that you usually hide / aren't so prominent.

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gusgus36 5

77 that's exactly that I always say. I hate when people blame things on alcohol and act like it made them into a totally different person.

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joxynn 2

Straight... Riiiight... Surprise buttsecks ftw!!!

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abasio 1

Best sex ever? I think you just learned that you're not strictly speaking, straight.

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lillissa 0

maybe you should reconsider the completely straight and admit you might at least be bi.

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