By Anonymous - 26/12/2012 04:56 - United States - Medina

Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML
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Edo369 8

Thats pretty rude... I wouldn't have woken my girlfriend up, I would've moved instead.

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freshberries22 17

Your boyfriend is better than me because in my house when my boyfriend's sick I quarantine his ass. Still I'm sorry you ended up on the floor op, that was a cruel thing for your boyfriend to do especially when you're sick. Feel better op, but before you do make sure you give your boyfriend a big sloppy kiss for kicking you on the floor.

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kingsian 15

Heat rises OP, he thought you would be more comfortable a lil lower to the ground.

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barefootchic 6

I think it was the boyfriend's fault all around to be honest. If he knew she was sick, he should have slept somewhere else or been prepared to. Unless they don't live together, then the girlfriend was just irresponsible.

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provei 11

Why should the boyfriend have to sleep somewhere else when it's clearly his bed? Why can't the girlfriend sleep in her own bed? When I'm sick I don't generally go sleep in someone else's bed. It's really inconsiderate. Possibly more inconsiderate than pushing someone off the bed. She's uncomfortable for a few minutes; if he gets what she has he can be uncomfortable for days.

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DanielleinDC 33

Because she's sick, that's why! If she was sick when they went to bed, he could have either let her sleep in his bed or found another place for her to sleep. If she got sick during the night, he could have found another place to sleep or woken her up and asked her to sleep elsewhere. Either way, pushing your sick girlfriend onto the floor is a really shitty thing to do.

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OfficeNinja 5

At least you discovered he is an asshole while he is still a "boyfriend". What you do now is up to you.

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WrongRomance 11

Unless he has a twin-sized bed, wouldn't there have been enough potential space between you two? Rolling you off is a bit of a childish way of fixing it. He could have moved to the couch considering YOU were sick.

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rs89 20

I'm sensing that this is the same boyfriend who has shoved his girlfriend off the bed saying this is sparta after sex!

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rogerdodgeroz 4

Nah this involves sickness , that was just plain funny

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rogerdodgeroz 4

Yeah sick person should be quarintined but the being rolled onto the floor bits a lil harsh

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BubbleGrunge 18

See, everyone keeps bitching at OP because she's laying in bed sick; did it ever occur to you that she was fine when she went to bed and maybe got sick during the night? Regardless, what a shitty thing to do! I actually hope your boyfriend catches the flue from you just for being an ass!

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Atchoo 8

As a certain relationship advice columnist would say, DTMF right now (or as soon as you're well enough to move your, or his, stuff out).

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zolziski 11

I don't think I am the only one who doesn't know what DTMF means...

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pink_raindrops 26

Dump that mother ******. I've never actually seen it before, but I assume that's what it means.

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zolziski 11

And here I thought we were talking about dual tone multi frequencies...

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a_merced 1

Lmao! Hilarious story and funny comments to follow .

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