Love: Today, I woke up really early before my mom so I could make pancakes...

By Anon - 10/05/2009 12:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up really early before my mom so I could make pancakes for Mother's Day. I placed everything on a tray and even picked a flower, had a card for her and took it to her bedroom. She said, "You shouldn't have, pancakes are fattening." She took one bite and fed the rest to the dogs. FML

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By Ana - 14/05/2023 06:00

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By CryoSpectre - 11/05/2015 04:23 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I made my mom cookies for Mother's Day. My brother took all the cookies to work as a snack, because I didn't specifically tell him that the homemade "MOM" hearts weren't meant for him. FML

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By jess - 08/04/2012 14:30 - United States - Mount Vernon

Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML

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By JadedBaker - 08/07/2012 06:58 - United States

Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML

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By yapDogs - 10/05/2015 01:43 - United States - Fort Myers

Today, I sent a $120 bouquet of flowers for mother's day. When I called tonight see if my Mom got them, she replied that they were still on the doorstep because she "didn't want the dogs to get excited and start barking" when she opened the front door to bring them in. FML

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By ahhhhhh - 12/02/2015 17:23 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2023 18:00 - Australia - Taren Point

Today, I found out that my mother organized someone to feed my pets because I would be out of town overnight, even though I told her that I would be back in the morning and they would be fine. They overfed my dogs, with one of them eating over 10% of her weight, and now she may have bloat, which is often fatal. FML

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By MexyBoy - 11/06/2019 16:08

Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML

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By thissucks - 21/02/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML

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Breakfast time!

By shit flavored eggs - 09/03/2021 00:30

Today, I decided to make an almighty breakfast of fried eggs and bacon. I couldn't find anything to flip the eggs with so I used a red spatula that my sister handed me. As I was finishing a delicious fry up, my mom came downstairs and asked me why the cat litter scoop was resting in the frying pan. FML

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BeanieBaby 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:08

Your mom's a bitch!

premiermois 5

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:10

Next year make her some "special" pancakes.

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Iloveyencheck 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:27

what a bitch.

philadelphianus 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:31

#18 my moms not like that. my brother made her pancakes and she ate them all and was like, "you sure are the expert!"

kassi_fml 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:34

harsh.

brasileirinha 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:37

Wow...you should've eaten them then.

ryuscaine 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:42

wow.... fyl that sucks only thing that i can say is that your mom sucks and #3 shut the hell up you idiot

24788 6

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:42

I'd be mad at my mom and jealous of the dogs. Why do people decide on ruining simple and nice times?

Windexglow 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:47

Guys, just ignore #3. The more attention you give him the more he'll do it. I bet if you looked at his IP, it'd originate from the US. Just some kid looking for ***** and giggles =/

kfnnnp 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:53

#3 **** off. I don't think this is an FML, she still ate a bite to show you she likes it, so i'd say you have a nice mum.

nonotme 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:54

LOL @ #3. Why are you guys getting so uptight about it? It's not like the comment's any worse than the "IN SOVIET RUSSIA..." jokes. And tell your mom that if she would work out more, not only would the pancakes not bother her but you would love her more.