Health: Today, I woke up thinking after wearing glasses and contacts...

By kiriakousauce21 - 15/02/2010 07:44 - France

Today, I woke up thinking after wearing glasses and contacts all my life that I had miraculously been corrected to 20/20. Turns out I had just fallen asleep with my contacts in. FML

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You deserved it 32 850

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By Liz - 08/07/2019 00:00

Today, I woke up, and I could see perfectly. Somehow, during the night, my eyes magically became 20/20. I was overjoyed, until I realized I'd fallen asleep with my glasses on. My eyes are still trash, and I want to cry. FML

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By anon - 20/06/2014 05:06 - United States - Kennett

Today, I woke up and put my contacts in. It appears that I got drunk enough last night that instead of soaking my contacts in contact solution, I used mouthwash. FML

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By monster1109 - 10/08/2015 15:51 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML

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By idiot - 04/01/2013 10:13 - Sweden

Today, I bought an eye mask to help me sleep during the day, as I work night shifts. Upon waking up after my first time using it, I forgot I was wearing it and thought I had gone blind, causing me to fall out of the bed and split my head open on my bedside table. FML

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You deserved it 12 957

By l0stnwundrland - 24/01/2011 08:01 - United States

Today, I went to the eye doctor. For the past three days every time I wear my glasses I become nauseous, get migraines, and have that "fish-eye view" where everything is rounded. Turns out they placed my lenses on the wrong sides. FML

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By farmakakis - 21/12/2009 06:25 - Australia

Today, I wore a pair of glasses with no lenses because I thought I'd look smarter. I ended up poking myself in the eye several times, leaving it swollen. So much for making me look smarter. FML

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You deserved it 56 641

By KBO - 08/06/2009 06:54 - Australia

Today, I woke up hungover and thirsty, I found a glass of water next to the sink, filled it up with more water, chugged it and went back to bed. I woke up an hour later to my best friend telling me she thought she lost her contacts. They were in a glass next to the sink. I ate her contacts. FML

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You deserved it 43 446

By Kyle - 10/05/2011 10:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I searched frantically for my glasses for ages. After giving up, I realised I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time and neither my mother nor my father told me because "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML

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You deserved it 46 996

By blinded - 11/02/2011 16:14 - United States

Today, I went to get a facial. I forgot my contact case so I put them into paper cup. My beautician thought it was leftover water from someone else, and threw my only pair of vision aid away. I scuttled home half blind. FML

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You deserved it 26 821

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By chrono64 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found a pair of glasses in my car. I don't wear glasses, and nobody besides myself has been in my car lately. It appears that someone has been sleeping in my car and forgot their glasses. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 808

You deserved it 3 434

pahiina20 0

Monday 15 February 2010 16:37

That's really bad for your eyes.

jessxoxo28 5

Monday 15 February 2010 16:38

lmao, doesnt it suck to wake up to reality?

Comments

pfunk129 1

Monday 15 February 2010 19:05

dumbass

blastvortex 3

Monday 15 February 2010 19:08

My eyes — they burns us! Yes, my precious...

sadoona 0

Monday 15 February 2010 19:26

LOOOOOOOL. That happened to be too :/ grrr. but with glasses - way worse feeling.

Nikiebear226 0

Monday 15 February 2010 19:38

I call fake... Whenever I fall asleep with my contacts in, even for half an hour, my eyes feel wierd and my vision is blurry.

ohheytherekids 0

Monday 15 February 2010 19:39

This sounds so much more like a Spiderman MLIA than an FML, not gonna lie.

lilyfrog74 0

Monday 15 February 2010 19:54

I've seen this one before... haha.

gleetard 0

Monday 15 February 2010 20:18

that's nt n fml it's a mlia

Vedder 0

Monday 15 February 2010 20:29

If you've worn any form of corrective lenses all your life, then this can't be the first time you've fallen asleep with your contacts in. This is a huge YDI for being THAT stupid. Give your face a high-five for me.

memorables 0

Monday 15 February 2010 21:00

I ticked FYL because falling asleep with contacts is dangerous, and definitely somebody who owns them would know that. If you made this FML because you were disappointed about not getting a miracle, though, then you're a dumbfuck and you shouldn't be on FML.