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By anonymous - 12/10/2010 03:06 - France

Today, I woke up to a broken window and 3 guys sitting in my living room watching TV. FML

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By BadKitty - 11/09/2016 13:37 - Australia - Invermay

Today, I woke up to a loud bang. Thinking someone had broken in, I grabbed my hunting knife and ran downstairs, only to find my TV on the floor, completely destroyed, and my cat casually sitting next to it without a care in the world. FML

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By dammit - 01/02/2012 08:22 - United States

Today, my nap was cut short by three bricks flying through my window. FML

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By Elliot - 22/07/2010 15:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I lifted up my blinds, only for them to detach from the wall, hit me on the head, knock a pile of paper over, spill a can of Pepsi, leave plaster all over the floor and a gaping hole in the wall above my window. FML

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By treeless - 24/12/2011 08:11 - Canada

Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML

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By WTF - 09/01/2023 00:00

Today, I was woken up by my TV falling down. Good news: It still works. Bad news: I don't know how it happened, so I'm worried it could happen again at any time and potentially break for real. FML

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By Noname - 19/02/2009 06:51 - United States

Today, I decided to try this new cardio workout video I got. As I was obnoxiously bouncing around my room I heard a noise behind me. Turns out there were three boys outside my window watching. FML

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By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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By fuck gangnam style in the anus - 20/10/2012 22:48 - United States - Stevenson Ranch

Today, I purchased a brand new television. Not long after the professional who hung it on my wall left, it came crashing down on my hardwood floor. I'm now left with a busted TV, a tear in my living room wall, and a severely drained bank account. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Norway

Today, I woke up with a hangover. I had a party last night. Besides a stolen TV, someone seemingly decided to take a dump in my piano. FML

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By tortureromoretorture - 27/08/2015 00:28 - United States - West Islip

Today, after twelve straight hours of work, my fourteen year old son surprised me with a broken window and a cracked TV. He said, "I was swatting away a fly." FML

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Uradoosh 1

Tuesday 12 October 2010 9:02

there would be three dead guys if it was my house

misoHappy 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 8:59

WTF?! Scary more than awkward!

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livvy_louu 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 1:34

hahahahahaa that's jokes! what legends!! :L

Gadomski87 2

Sunday 17 October 2010 6:10

Was it ESPN?

Killerkorpse 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 9:55

Oi this world is out of it

iamweasel321 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 23:47

at least offer popcorn

miume16 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 5:14

that horrible and kinda scary but at the same time a little bit funny

Gwyddone 29

Sunday 21 August 2011 13:38

Wow. I think they must be super drunk! FYL for being the one they decided to drop in for a match:D

outbackbyrd 7

Sunday 28 August 2011 1:25

You should either invest in an automatic weapon or a better security system. Your choice. I care not which one you pick

jcbinglis 7

Saturday 1 December 2012 21:47

I would want something a bit more accurate so I wouldn't have to fix all those holes in my wall. Shotgun with slugs instead of buckshot or one of the old m14s or m1 rifles

Gook0123 9

Sunday 4 September 2011 5:39

Get up and kill!!

wellnowthatsucks 5

Saturday 24 September 2011 18:56

"You mind if we finish this movie before you call the cops?"

friedchickenpie 14

Wednesday 14 December 2011 5:16

Sit down and join them... Everybody loves a good show!

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