Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up to a phone call from my boss' wife. She demanded...

By bad_day_in_hell - 17/11/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I woke up to a phone call from my boss' wife. She demanded to know how long we'd been sleeping together. When I denied her allegations, she screamed that she knew all about my "history of sleeping with married men". I'm a virgin and I have to work with him tomorrow. FML

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By sad guy - 26/04/2013 05:20 - United States

Today, a huge and angry man stormed into my work and threatened to kill me if I didn't stop sleeping with his wife. He then threatened to come back and kick my ass if I so much as texted his wife again. The problem is, I'm married, have never cheated and I work for my wife's father. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2012 22:50 - Mexico - Villahermosa

Today, I had the crap beaten out of me by a woman in the street, who accused me of sleeping with her husband. I still don't know who she or her husband are, and I'm still a virgin. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2020 20:00

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Today, I woke up to a voicemail from my manager saying I had the day off. Excited, I made plans with my friends. A few minutes ago I got a call from my other manager yelling at me for not showing up, and the original manager revealed he had me confused with another girl. FML

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Black balled

By Don't complain about good fortune - 20/02/2024 17:00 - United States

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Freakout

By Anonymous - 04/01/2012 17:00 - United States

Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML

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By innocent - 19/04/2017 00:00

Today my best friend called me at 6 a.m., ranting and accusing me of sleeping with her husband. I live two hours away and haven't seen him in person in over six months. FML

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By Coach - 30/10/2009 13:19 - United States

Today, I was woken up from a phone call from my boss. He asked if I had been asleep. I told him I wasn't, that I was in my car on the way to work. Then my alarm went off. FML

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Rumour has it

By ShanghaiSam - 17/05/2017 04:00 - China - Shanghai

Today, I found out half of the staff at work have been spreading rumours I'm sleeping with my boss. The other half are spreading rumours I'm sleeping with my subordinate. In reality, every night I go home to an apartment so empty that I don't even have condiments, to sleep alone. FML

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DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 9:07

Damn, what an insecure bitch. Also I love how she confronts you first instead of her husband.

badbunny 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 9:03

Just tell her you're a cross dressing man.

Comments

gargoyle666 5

Wednesday 18 November 2009 12:44

You're old enough to have a job and you're a virgin? Wow you must be incredibly ugly.

The_Nothing 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 14:41

Nice job making assumptions, you ass. She could be 18 or 19 and have a job and still a virgin without being ugly. Even if she was 40 and a virgin, it doesn't mean she's ugly. Grow some common sense and realize not everyone is a **** who gives it away at 13. Some people actually like to wait until they've found someone special.

FML_babe 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 0:33

"Wow you must be incredibly ugly" says GARGOYLE.....need I say more?

PierceMePretty 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 23:41

Or incredibly smart. There are these little monsters out there called STDs. You should research what they are.

Ninjaface 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 9:12

Sorry to break it to you, but taking it in the rear still counts towards loss of virginity. Next time your boss is getting ready to send some capital flows into your corner office, kindly let him know that his wife is on to him. It's common courtesy.

mattys_mama 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 16:43

You need to make sure someone knows what happened, for job security and for your own safety. It could be a case of mistaken identity, your boss could be boinking someone and she got the wrong name/number and you got dragged into a mess with an otherwise nice lady who's in a bad situation too. OR she could be a delusional psycho nutjob who is a danger to you and you want to have that kind of harrassment on record. It's not like she caught you sneaking out of a hotel room together, so IMO she's already shown lack of control and judgement - I wouldn't risk it.

tisiphone_fml 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 2:09

She sounds insane and insecure. Find alibis.

lindseyluvszac 4

Sunday 19 June 2011 6:24

YDI for still being a virgin JUST KIDDING! But really, find a man.

Krispies_fml 17

Thursday 3 December 2015 2:00

Not because you slept with someone at 13 means that everyone should follow your steps. Shame on your comment.

neonpanda44 0

Friday 24 June 2011 18:22

confront the boss and quit your job, then call the bitch and tell her that he was the worst sex partner that you had ever had and for her to have fun with him and hang up.