By fired tomoz - 29/10/2014 15:46 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, I woke up to a text from my manager, saying "Hed's up dude, ur gettin fired tomoz. CEO's pissed. No hard feelins m8". Great. FML
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devildog562 33

Sounds like you may be better off . At least you co worker sounds like a teenager not a professional.

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lifa 16

Tell him he can only fire you if he can spell it right.

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KatyLarae 13

Did you do something wrong? You're manager seems a little immature.

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BanAnnalee 12

I hope it was a joke. good luck.

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Lalala579121 27

Reading that hurt my brain more than watching a Powerpoint presentation using clipart, animations, and Comic Sans.

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ajk8296 7

maybe tomorrows a good day to not show up... I mean you've technically been fired already...

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tdawg91 17

Sounds like you get along with your manager, take this as an opportunity to go in to work tomorrow, see your CEO and say I hate this place and I hate you! I quit!. Quitting looks better on a resume than getting fired ;)

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Alittleghosty 3

Was it because you tried to sell him a pen?

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travismassie 7

sounds like your manager's job title is higher than his education level and I.q..........which just baffles me who they let that high on the employment chain these days

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LisaDay 14

the manager probably learned to text from a flip phone that didnt have a full keyboard. it was so much effort to use proper language that people texted like this. thats why its usually adults who use this text lingo,

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Demoniq 25

We are a very diverse country with many different influences on slang, some do manage to surprise me. Generally "mate" would be used by our equivalent of British football hooligans / enthusiasts.

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DianaFrances411 13

Tomoz?M8? How professional.

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LisaDay 14

the manager probably learned to text from a flip phone that didnt have a full keyboard. it was so much effort to use proper language that people texted like this. thats why its usually adults who use this text lingo,

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