Transportation: Today, I woke up to find a parking ticket on my car. My car was...

By neverdatingacopagain - 25/04/2011 04:24 - United States

Today, I woke up to find a parking ticket on my car. My car was in my driveway and the cop who wrote it is my ex-boyfriend. This is the third time. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 19:22 - United States

Today, I found a parking ticket on my car. Out of five cars who were in violation of the same infraction, I was the only one who received a ticket. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2009 19:22 - Canada

Today, I got a parking ticket for $150. It seems it was issued by my husband, who apparently can't remember license plate numbers. FML

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By sdfsdf - 22/01/2010 16:28 - United States

Today, I went to contest a parking ticket in court. I came out 3 hours later, all charges clear, to a new parking ticket on my windshield, for the same amount I just got cleared. FML

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By anoynomous - 02/02/2010 05:47 - France

Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML

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By jkass - 07/10/2011 15:07 - Australia

Today, I was pulled over by the police. The cop was my ex-boyfriend. He had no legitimate reason to pull me over, so he thoroughly checked my car. He gave me a defect notice and a fine. What for? A broken door lock, on my rear passenger door. FML

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By annoyed - 10/02/2009 03:59 - United States

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

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By Roxas - 14/02/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2010 20:31 - United States

Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML

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By journeytotheend - 14/07/2012 06:55 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML

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By Lenny_R - 08/12/2016 19:53

Today, I got pulled over for having an expired registration. I also found out my husband hasn't been paying for my car insurance. Luckily, I didn't get arrested because I had my baby with me. They towed my car and gave me 2 tickets and a court date. Oh, and the cop sent me a friend request. FML

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raeraymusic1 0

Monday 25 April 2011 12:04

hope he loses his job

Why4426 0

Monday 25 April 2011 12:04

you can fight the ticket

Comments

trinityfagan 5

Wednesday 18 July 2012 0:52

That's what you get for dating a cop

watsonpsykosis 10

Thursday 6 September 2012 2:12

Set up a camera to catch him doing it, then get him fired with it.

frigofjim 5

Thursday 29 November 2012 16:54

Yes report him... He'll get a real "firm" talking to lol. No one gets into trouble for false parking tickets.... Cause no one cares

KevinFlynn 13

Sunday 23 June 2013 3:28

tell that to the police station and file a restraining order. he keeps it up he loses his job

CougeeSwagg 19

Saturday 27 December 2014 20:59

Report him

Blippety 23

Tuesday 30 December 2014 16:47

I'd say this is a win for you, OP - all you have to do is report him and you can be pretty sure he'll get in serious trouble (and maybe lose his job). That way, you don't have to pay for the ticket, and he'll never come near you again.