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By trying2breathe - 22/11/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. They also took the inhaler that fell out of my bag the night before. The one I needed to stop the asthma attack I had from the stress of having my car broken into. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 03:42 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML

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By amayasoma - 12/08/2013 18:54 - United States - Houma

Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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By ummWhat? - 23/12/2018 02:00

Today my car was broken into. The only thing taken were condoms and lighters I had in the glove box. FML

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By pillowless - 13/10/2011 14:41 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2020 14:00

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By ScrewedForCheapBag - 14/03/2013 08:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 17:20 - United States - Tacoma

Today, my car was broken into, on the same night I stayed up late researching how to install my new car alarm. FML

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By Fuck irony - 29/10/2017 10:00 - United States - Binghamton

Today, I was volunteering at a soup kitchen and was advised to leave my wallet and cell phone in my car so they wouldn’t be stolen. Someone broke into my car and stole them. FML

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By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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lolwhat_fml 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 20:06

I LOVE THIS FML LIKE I HATE MY PERIOD :)

borabora1991 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 20:24

maybe he needed your inhaler in case he gets short-winded running from the cops.

Comments

Lucky2u 0

Monday 23 November 2009 0:21

ydi. why you ask? only weaklings break down into a stress induced asthma attack when their precious car gets broken into. a well adjusted person would have handled it better.

fmlissrsbsns 0

Monday 23 November 2009 2:14

did you die?

DBkkk 0

Monday 23 November 2009 2:57

It's okay becuz yur alive now.

bman16 0

Monday 23 November 2009 5:07

I will not be able to see this comment

frostie 0

Monday 23 November 2009 5:26

trying2breathe Park your car in a different spot next time or use anti thief protection. Or just sell the thing and use the bus to get to work.

frostie 0

Monday 23 November 2009 5:29

trying2breathe here are possible solutions: 1) park your car in a different location 2) get anti thief protection 3) Sell your car and get to work by bus (since the value of your car is really high enough to induce a stress-asthma attack (Fmylife website fail for making me double post)

RK5000 0

Monday 23 November 2009 9:36

A junkie would totally steal an inhaler, anything that can give a buzz, or anything you could sell real quick to make a buck.

blastvortex 3

Monday 23 November 2009 11:16

FYL, although you really should've kept better track of your inhaler. Accidents happen, but I'm surprised you didn't notice a little sooner that something so crucial to your well-being was misplaced. You're lucky to be alive.

Sweets_wtc 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 5:24

lmao this story is cute!! aww

Gman007 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 21:10

Suck it up princess. If getting ur car broken into is enough to set off an attack then why the Hell did u leave your only inhaler in there to begin with?! You are a moron, pure and simple. That or this is yet another b.s. Fml. Either way I hate you.