By Sam - 18/01/2010 17:05 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my freshly dry-cleaned $200 suit not on my bed. Instead I found my drunk ex-girlfriend. Not only did she break into my house, she decided that she wanted to sleep in my bed and threw my suit into the trash. I have a job interview today and the garbage men already came. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 424
You deserved it 3 006

Same thing different taste

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perdix 29

She threw your suit in the trash and took your trash can out to the curb? She sounds like a keeper! Ok, you won't get this job, but your ex-gf should give you one that is much, much better.

Report her to the police and ask your prospective employer to reschedule the interview on the grounds that someone broke into your house last night and you're still sorting matters out with the police.

Reyo 2

This would've been the phone call I made right after the one to the police. Seriously bro, they'll understand. If they don't, chances are you don't want to work for them.

AGGoddess 2

This sounds a little weird to me. You say you put your suit on your bed instead of in the closet and she slept in your bed. Where did you sleep, and why would you not sleep in your own bed?

ilmlsm 0

Call the police!! What a bitch

yakturk43 0

YDI for not having any common sense and hanging up your suit before you laid in bed. any reasonable person out there would realize they could wrinkle the suit. You deserve no sympathy

mcfaily 0

oh no, not the $200 suit. I didn't even know you could buy suits for under 500

Mirequetz 6

I'm pretty much seconding all the comments. You had a suit drycleaned then left it on your bed rather than hanging it? Then your ex came over drunk, broke in and took it out to the curb? Regardless, if this is true, tell that bitch she owes you $200.00.

marc300585 0

 what is ur ex doing on bed?? isn't she ur ex?? and on the first place how did she get in?? 

Did you read the post? She broke in. Thats how she got in.

YoungE 0

yes he is stupid, but to say he deserves it because he should expect that his drunk ex would break into his house