By Sam - 18/01/2010 17:05 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my freshly dry-cleaned $200 suit not on my bed. Instead I found my drunk ex-girlfriend. Not only did she break into my house, she decided that she wanted to sleep in my bed and threw my suit into the trash. I have a job interview today and the garbage men already came. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 424
You deserved it 3 006

Same thing different taste

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if you just dry cleaned it why would you put it on the bed? most of the people dont even want to fold their clothes when theyre fresh out the cleaners specially if they call it their "good suit"

#11: he said "the trash", not "the garbage can all the way out on the curb". he could have a garbage can in his room that she threw it in.

sociosd 0

Wow. A $200 suit. She probably threw it in the trash because it looked like a $200 suit. She probably did you a favor buddy.

kelleyb323 0

she really walked outside to the trash that was left out for the garbage man to take? doubtful.

twilitchaser15 0

lock her away,then throw away the key. dude just get a restraining order she seems to be disturbed.

Normally I'm against ever hitting a woman...but that bitch needs to be slapped

A two hundred dollar suit is cheap as shit. you probably got it at jc penny or something like that.

Casey3561 0

$200 for a suit? Guaranteed that's not much of a loss. My suits are midrange, and were $600 each. A $200 suit is likely going to fit like a brown paper sack.

even 600 is a low range suit. they don't get good until u hit the 1100 mark. 200 will only get you a pretty good pair of shoes

In the trash is where a $200 suit belongs