Transportation: Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked....

By wtfman101 - 28/08/2009 14:56 - United States

Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked. Front door, back door, front and rear bumper smashed to shit. A drunk driver had hit it the previous night and ran. Don't worry though, he stopped and left his insurance information. He keyed it into the undamaged side of my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2015 21:16 - United States - Newark

Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, after my car got stolen and flipped on its roof three months ago, making it an insurance write-off, and getting a new car a week ago, a drunk driver crashed into my parked car, writing it off. In both instances the drivers were thankfully OK, it's just my insurance premiums skyrocketing, no biggie. FML

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By Rick - 01/07/2011 08:31 - United States

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

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By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

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By This Guy - 26/09/2011 17:18 - United States

Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 03:05 - United States

Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML

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By immunizations - 11/12/2010 07:40 - Canada

Today, while parking my car, I accidentally bumped into the car in front of me, making a small, barely noticeable dent. I felt bad, wrote an apology note, and stuck it on his windshield. An hour later, he replied by keying the entire right side of my car. FML

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By gus98 - 17/08/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went outside and walked to my car, only to see someone had hit and run my car while it was parked. My insurance company deemed my car a total loss. The person who did this never got caught. FML

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By Uriyahu - 20/09/2010 22:11 - United States

Today, a drunk driver crashed in through my living room wall. Not only that, but he managed to completely miss the first two houses on the block, which should have been a barrier before mine. FML

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By Animal_aide - 07/01/2010 18:42 - Canada

Today, I got my car back from the repair shop. After paying $400 for them to fix the scratches on the driver's side door, some one decided to key both sides of my car while I was on my lunch break from work. FML

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mewzik 0

Friday 28 August 2009 23:22

well...at least you have his insurance information...it wasn't a hit and run

allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 28 August 2009 23:24

******* douchebag... FYL to the extreme

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Mylife_is_so_fd 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 1:46

uh dude the car is probaly gonna be a write off any how so dont bitch he has to pay for it anyhow and he left contact info probally the only way he could be happy you get a new car you stupid ingrate

Mylife_is_so_fd 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 1:50

also stop being a prejudiced bastard that assume every one who crashes into the car is drunk shame on you for sterotyping a person you have never met you should burn in hell thats why YDI

Atropos_fml 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 2:13

How are you so sure the information is legit?

LMAO58 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 2:15

wow fake, i would like to see a drunk key the correct information onto ur car, really! fake

primadonna9396 16

Saturday 29 August 2009 2:28

FYL, but that is the funniest thing I've seen on here in a while :P

lastusernameleft 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 2:30

Fake as shit. If someone hit your car at night, you would definitely wake up, no matter how heavy a sleeper you are. And if the dude had the time to get out of their vehicle and keyed in his info on the side of your car, you would be able to get out there before he started to key the shit out of your car.

hockeyfml555 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 2:59

not really, i slept through a fire alarm before, thank god it was just some people smoking. and maybe his room is sound proof or somthing

dmmcintyre3 8

Friday 2 March 2012 6:36

I have slept within 50 yards of a rail road crossing and not been woke up by the train horns the whole night. I could sleep through a car getting hit outside a house even if the alarm went off.