Geek: Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop....

By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML

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You deserved it 5 845

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By Nxydolli - 29/04/2011 19:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML

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You deserved it 56 381

By Single - 19/08/2010 05:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML

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You deserved it 6 885

By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 05:03 - United States - Woodland Hills

Today, after learning that my wife has been cheating on me, I decided to distract myself by playing The Sims. Not long after I began, my Sim's wife basically started cheating on him. FML

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You deserved it 6 243

By w00tz - 27/03/2009 05:12 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML

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You deserved it 9 323

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2022 10:00

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML

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You deserved it 1 855

By Anonymous - 03/01/2014 21:50 - United Kingdom

Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 730

You deserved it 5 510

By drurbanXVII - 25/05/2009 21:42 - United States

Today, while playing The Sims 2, I realized I had a virtual person's whole life planned out, and have nothing planned out for myself. FML

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You deserved it 49 347

By lonely - 31/07/2019 02:00

Today, not only can I not get a real boyfriend, I can't even get one on the Sims. FML

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You deserved it 315

By Anonymous - 21/04/2012 14:50 - United States - Cabin John

Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically over the death of his cat. The only cat he could be talking about is the one on his Sims account. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 202

You deserved it 3 237

By I warned him - 19/12/2014 02:39 - United States - Marietta

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 117

You deserved it 4 643

meetmeinhell 0

Monday 13 April 2009 2:01

wow hes clever, i envy that. i hate break ups so what ever people can do to make them less stressful helps, cuz that hilarious, lmao

savy_77 0

Monday 13 April 2009 2:01

That was rude. You don't need him

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bartmasta 0

Monday 13 April 2009 2:26

13#

Meowff 0

Monday 13 April 2009 2:30

That sucks, but a creative way to be broken up with. I would be really mad, though.

Meowff 0

Monday 13 April 2009 2:30

That sucks, but a creative way to be broken up with. I would be really mad, though.

kitties_fml 12

Monday 13 April 2009 2:30

#29 hahahaha

Jaxro 6

Monday 13 April 2009 2:30

Hahaha. Atleast he didnt leave where your house is burning down....

klutzywriter 0

Monday 13 April 2009 2:31

Ouch. That's cruel. Although I have to say, the guy was pretty clever.

_unknown_ 0

Monday 13 April 2009 2:31

haha that suckss

22_fml 0

Monday 13 April 2009 2:32

wowww.....that would be soooo funny if it was in a comedy film but its in reality thats just mean. i say you go date his best friend!! jkjkjk

ellebell 0

Monday 13 April 2009 2:33

sorry but i have to give the guy props for creativity :)

naturallymepc 0

Monday 13 April 2009 2:36

That is f'ed up. But the Sims 2 is awesome! Can't wait 'til number 3.

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Today, my dad came home from work complaining about all the people he'd seen. He said he doesn't understand why so many people with problems have to confide in him. He's a psychologist. FML

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You deserved it 3 321

Today, my sister was concerned that her daughter (my niece) was sick, and hesitant to take her to the ER. I asked if she'd eaten something she shouldn't have, and she replied, "No, especially since we feed her the most healthy food we can." This was fine until I flipped out when she said, "We even give her raw milk so that she'll be strong." FML

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You deserved it 119

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Today, I told my parents that I'm a smoker. My mother started crying, and said she worried I was gay, but this is almost as bad. That lead on to part two of my confession. FML

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You deserved it 725

Today, my mom walked into my room to talk to me. I was surprised because we don't talk much. I was left with a smile on my face after she left, until I realized she'd stolen all the candy on my desk while I wasn't looking. FML

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You deserved it 5 291

Today, my grandmother yet again asked where my grandfather is. She refuses to believe us when we tell her that he passed away 6 years ago. She always insists that he's out cheating on her and accuses us of lying to cover his arse. FML

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You deserved it 1 559

Today, my ex boyfriend apologized for being a jerk to me and threatening our relationship. When he was done, he asked if his apology earned him enough points for a blowjob. FML

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You deserved it 5 635

Today, I pulled something out of my tiny six month-old puppy's mouth, thinking it was a cord that he had gotten ahold of. As it turns out, it was a baby mouse he had caught and killed. FML

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You deserved it 286

Today, I was supposed to have a hospital appointment I've been waiting three months for, but they changed it to a phone call. The call consisted of the consultant asking questions and saying, "Yes, I see that in your notes", before concluding I need to a physical appointment and booking one… for three months' time. FML

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