By Adam - 16/03/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML
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MermaidSongXOXO 6

It thought your balls were a toy. It's a common mistake, really.

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sexpistol 0

lol, that's actually pretty funny. but be warned: your cat will never be the same again. i recently found out that a couple years ago, when i was in high school, my then-boyfriend peed on my dog during a party at my house. after that night, he started acting funny and i could never figure out why. now i know.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Your ex is awful. That breaks a dog down because they are not alpha anymore or something.

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Jlevrt 0

thats a phrase ive never heard before..."i peed on my cat today"

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scattman 0

lol, your cat got ahold of the wrong stuff

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paigeatsflesh 11

YDI for letting your cat see your schlong. xD

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Felendris 0

^^^lol xD oh, is it one of those cats that does anything for water? sometimes one of my cats (all ******* 12... my mom fosters them, we own 4) follows me and he starts drinking my piss >_>

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DGross 8

hehe...you said schlong... ...and wow a piss drinking car...scary world we are in.. I guess it's sterile but really?? edit: I meant cat... but I'm going to leave car in there because that would be sweet...the ultimate way to move away from dependence on foreign oil :-P

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Monikabug 9

I Lol'd at that, Derek. :)

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Cricketiscool 0

bahaha dgross I laughed at that. Can you imagine pee powering your car?

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FrecklesXO 8

That'd be so much cheaper if cars drank piss. Haha

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StoryOfTheYear 14

schlong is going to be passed around on this site for quite a while due to that your schlong is now a schlort (or however they spelt it) :}

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VvCJHvV 6

lol @78 that would be so awesome but it would hard to fill up a 16 gallon tank haha

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tb15 0

why do you let your cat follow you into the bathroom?

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Official_Person 0

That's exactly what I was thinking? I would never let a cat follow me into the bathroom... Cat discipline fail.

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emily00 0

looool. I voted FYL but considered YDI for letting your cat in the bathroom. In my house our cats aren't allowed in the bathroom.

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shawty_22 0

maybe the point was to let his cat see his schlong

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flippyyfeatherr 0

catss are for fairies :)

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SeedlessMe 13

Dude cats are evil, evil creatures. Faeries and forest nyphms fear the beastly felines!

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irsmeagol 0

Probably thought ya fun bags were floatation devices and tried to keep itself from drowning. One smart pussy I'll say

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