Animals: Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom...

By Adam - 16/03/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 12:37 - Canada

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML

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By crazycatlady - 04/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML

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By MoncaBang - 29/01/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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By CatDad - 18/12/2021 19:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I was taking a piss in my toilet, and my cat came and jumped up onto the toilet bin and looked at what I was doing. Instinctively, thinking she'd jump in or something, I grabbed her while I was midstream, causing me to piss on her, and on my hand. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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By murphy22 - 24/08/2012 09:33 - United States - Norman

Today, I was taking a relaxing bath. My cat decided to sit on the ledge, which is normal for her, but today she fell in. I never knew how painful it was to be scratched down there until today. FML

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'Cause you had a bad day, you're taking one down…

By Anonymous - 14/06/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, I tripped on my coffee table and fell face first into my cat's litter box. To make it even worse, my cat was in there doing his business and, pun not intended, I scared the shit out of him. He ran away terrified, then I tripped over HIM while I was going to take a shower. Today is not my day. FML

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By Js2cool - 29/09/2015 02:32 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML

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By crazycat - 13/05/2011 16:23 - Canada

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

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Smelly cat, smelly cat…

By Kas - 25/11/2020 11:02

Today, my cat decided the perfect place to throw up was on herself. Cleaning a smelly old cat with a showerhead is trouble enough, but when she tried to escape, it resulted in the bathroom being turned into one big puddle. FML

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sgtgrim570 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 2:33

wet pussy fail

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Wednesday 17 March 2010 2:34

It thought your balls were a toy. It's a common mistake, really.

Comments

Jessi_Rose96 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 2:39

Please tell me you have a gf. Because if the car belongs to you.... You ******.

KINGOFDEATHMETAL 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 2:39

WTF dude that sux FYL OP

GetaLifePlease 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 2:40

Dude that kills glad I. have a dog, they don't do that.makes me cringe

camjones97 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 2:42

u got the wrong kinda pussy near ur balls lmfaoo

irsmeagol 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 2:40

Probably thought ya fun bags were floatation devices and tried to keep itself from drowning. One smart pussy I'd say.

fylatfyldotcom 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 2:40

get a room!

JP101 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 2:42

**** cats, man. Get a dog. That never would have happened...

rohosoccer08 1

Wednesday 17 March 2010 2:45

poor cat!

WhaaartO_O 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 2:52

Yikes! Sucks for OP and the cat. Perhaps OP had a woody or something; feline got interested xD

roobear 2

Wednesday 17 March 2010 2:53

Looks like they're going nuts censoring the comments. Yesterday I had this brilliant epiphany that FML was just letting stupid topics through because the comments were more interesting than the actual submissions they got nowadays. Now that they're censoring the comments, this obviously can't be the case. I'm down to simply idiot moderators unless someone has a better thought.

cst_1281 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 2:53

There may not be too many that can claim membership in the peeing on a cat club, but you're not alone. I've got a bathroom voyeur, as well. Usually he sits watching on the left. One day he decided he wanted to watch from the right and the best way to make that happen was to jump right over the top.