By Adam - 16/03/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML
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MermaidSongXOXO 6

It thought your balls were a toy. It's a common mistake, really.

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teuffelhunde 1

well i guess it was the only thing the cat could grab onto......

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Soulathyia 0

I'll be suprised if I'm not banned for this comment because i've been nodded for every other and the next I'll be banned. lol anyways...That sucks op. You're cat may never trust you agian and have fun explaining this to ur gf if u have one.

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meroxusux 0

Now to make sure your cat doesn't attack it again firmly grab it and hit your cat in the forhead with it several times telling it NO.

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zydr8 0

The visual for this made me laugh harder than the original post!

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mdisante93 0

oh gosh, i can picture my cat doing that to me exactly. :nightmares:

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vballgirl512 0

this whole commenting thing is getting really annoying!!!

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gregsdaman 0

u just commented retard...I feel sorry for ur parents bc u r dumb as ****! but kinda pretty tho :)

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zydr8 0

gregsdaman: I thought people as retarded as you died by age five. Congrats on beating the odds. Is that how you always come onto girls? How does that work for you? Has it ever worked? Well it will NEVER work for me. I wouldn't touch you if my life depended on it. As for the comment it was vague, at best, I was going for sarcasm, pointing out that they are posting about posting being annoying, obviously it was lost on you. I'd explain it to you further, but I am fresh out of Crayons.

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expen_dable 0

someone's starting their period

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zydr8 0

Not really I just get annoyed by immature boys.

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zydr8 0

I don't think you're their type, I'm pretty sure they would prefer someone with an IQ higher than their shoe size.

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ericownz101 0

ouch zydr, thats harsh is it that time of the month for u? cuz in all these comments u've been a dick sucking thunder ****

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zydr8 0

They're saying "**** the mods" I think the mods do a great job. Plus if they had a few more brain cells they could put together something more creative to say.

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akkimber 0

someone a lil pissy today? you seem upset

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