Animals: Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom...

By Adam - 16/03/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 12:37 - Canada

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML

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Rescue cat

By crazycatlady - 04/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML

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By MoncaBang - 29/01/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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Pissed

By CatDad - 18/12/2021 19:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I was taking a piss in my toilet, and my cat came and jumped up onto the toilet bin and looked at what I was doing. Instinctively, thinking she'd jump in or something, I grabbed her while I was midstream, causing me to piss on her, and on my hand. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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By murphy22 - 24/08/2012 09:33 - United States - Norman

Today, I was taking a relaxing bath. My cat decided to sit on the ledge, which is normal for her, but today she fell in. I never knew how painful it was to be scratched down there until today. FML

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'Cause you had a bad day, you're taking one down…

By Anonymous - 14/06/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, I tripped on my coffee table and fell face first into my cat's litter box. To make it even worse, my cat was in there doing his business and, pun not intended, I scared the shit out of him. He ran away terrified, then I tripped over HIM while I was going to take a shower. Today is not my day. FML

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By Js2cool - 29/09/2015 02:32 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML

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By crazycat - 13/05/2011 16:23 - Canada

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

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Smelly cat, smelly cat…

By Kas - 25/11/2020 11:02

Today, my cat decided the perfect place to throw up was on herself. Cleaning a smelly old cat with a showerhead is trouble enough, but when she tried to escape, it resulted in the bathroom being turned into one big puddle. FML

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sgtgrim570 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 2:33

wet pussy fail

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Wednesday 17 March 2010 2:34

It thought your balls were a toy. It's a common mistake, really.

Comments

TheMeravig 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 4:31

this is why cats suck

sugasweet1030 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 4:44

a gay man

ImaginaryFoe 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 4:58

and a straight woman walk into

zydr8 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 6:36

...a grocery store...

melsababe 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 4:45

dam man hahahaha

ROFLUMAD 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 4:48

honestly I cannot begin to count all the anecdotes I've heard about cats doing the most moronic things and causing a whole world of trouble... why do people buy them anyways, cuz the idea of owning a pussy is entertaining?

Gabbiegummies 4

Wednesday 17 March 2010 4:53

stop letting tour cat follow you in th the bathroom

erjaguam 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 4:56

lol

animejen1988 9

Wednesday 17 March 2010 5:03

One of my cats did the same thing to my dad before, without the clawing. Cats are dumb sometimes, but they're lovable (usually).

closetaltruist 2

Wednesday 17 March 2010 5:03

OMG, I laughed out loud for like 5 minutes after readin this. I have a crazy cat who likes going in the bathroom as well, and can perfectly visualize this scenario. Hilarious!!!