By gp28 - 18/02/2010 20:08 - United States

Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
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zerk211 4

damn I need a penis extension one of these days, the old 3-incher just isn't cutting it anymore

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ZombieBunnies 0

Id give him a high five cuz that's a really small target.

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KurouTenshi 0

hahahaha that would be so awesome xD your boyfriend sounds like he'd be greatat parties :D

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f_alltheirlives 3

I just put out my cigarette in a urinal....

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purplemnm 9

I hope you washed your hands

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purplemnm 9

at least he wasnt peeing on you.

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purplemnm 9

seriously what's with the drunk people pissing all over everyone and everything?

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Cian_1 28

Basically, you break the seal, and become so drunk that you think it's a good idea to pee wherever you are. :P

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The_Norwegian 2

Did you make him drink his own pee, telling him it was orange juice?

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saranottelling 7

Your boyfriend should learn the whole rectangle-square thing. A urinal CAN be an ashtray An ashtray CANNOT be a urinal. When you have more liquid than a container can hold it spills over. That is basic science... do we have to call Bill Nye the Science Guy to explain this to him? I hope not, he never blinks and keeps staring at me while I watch his show.

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lostfaithinpppl 19

You picked him dear. If you don't like him then break up and go on with your life. If you do like him then don't bitch about him hear. You want us to feel sorry for you because of the choice you made?

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underpaid011 0

awesome. at least he used the ash tray and not the dishwasher or washing machine or something. or did he? nobody will ever know

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turdburgers 0

So? Were you planning on eating the ash or something?

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crystal87 0

whenever id stay at my ex bf's house, (after a looooong night at the bar or beer pong and flip cup).. he'd get blacked out and pee on all my clothes for the next day. it didn't matter where I put them, he would find a way. needless to say, we're no longer together. consider yourself lucky it was only an ash tray

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