Love: Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around...

By gp28 - 18/02/2010 20:08 - United States

Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML

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By Stinky - 20/11/2011 10:23 - United States

Today, at 2am, I heard a strange sound coming from the hallway. I walked over, only to discover my drunk boyfriend pissing in the closet. On my favorite shoes. FML

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Drunken antics

By Anonymous - 10/12/2020 11:02 - Canada - Sherbrooke

Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend full-on peeing into our tiny trash bin. The trash bin was basket material, so the pee was all over the floor. Once he'd finished, he went to bed, passed out and left me to clean it all up. FML

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By Anonymousse - 13/11/2015 12:34 - United Kingdom - Pontypridd

Today, my roommate came home after a night of heavy drinking and started urinating on my bed. When I confronted him, he just slurred, "Sorry, thought it was my bed." FML

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By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

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The Phone Call

By turnmyphoneoff - 24/09/2019 00:01

Today, I got a drunken call from my boyfriend, which consisted of him telling me that he, "does man things like fuck bitches and roll with hoes," and that I've been, "trying to turn him into a half-ass girly man," but, "that shit ain't right." Then he threw up. FML

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Wait for the hangover

By Carpet cleaner - 21/02/2012 02:15 - Canada

Today, my husband came home late from drinking with his buddies, only to toss and turn and keep me up for an hour. He then sat up and didn't move for a few minutes. I sat up to see what was wrong, only to see him pissing on the carpet beside our bed. FML

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By lillymean - 03/02/2012 01:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I reached a new low in my relationship: my boyfriend got so drunk I had to help him take a piss. FML

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By sevenshotmovie - 21/09/2017 07:00 - United States - Sheffield

Today, I invited my boyfriend over to watch a movie with myself and a few friends. He got drunk, talked during the entire movie, fell into and broke my fan and then threw up all over my roommate's bathroom. He is still leaning over the toilet and my fan sounds like a woodpecker. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 07:45

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML

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By TooShortToCleanThat - 20/03/2015 03:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML

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zerk211 4

Friday 19 February 2010 1:58

damn I need a penis extension one of these days, the old 3-incher just isn't cutting it anymore

ZombieBunnies 0

Friday 19 February 2010 1:40

Id give him a high five cuz that's a really small target.

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trackrunner00008 0

Friday 19 February 2010 4:15

your bf is funny

hellomikey 0

Friday 19 February 2010 4:16

yea, ashtrays are so hard to confuse with urinals. both of you are huge retards.

aDerangedStateOf 0

Friday 19 February 2010 4:35

The Perfect Man Every Girl Dreams of

_swimcutie_ 0

Friday 19 February 2010 5:46

Ewwww. That is pretty gross. I'm sure you will be laughing about it next week though. Haha

sycokid 0

Friday 19 February 2010 6:04

now you have something to hold against him... if he has any pride

astro2 0

Friday 19 February 2010 6:16

YDI totally i mean if you have such a bf, i'm sure you would've known about this type of crap AGES ago. I.e guy likes to get drunk and pass out and act like a tool. Now if you love that type of upbeat, party hard kind of guy, fine, but don't whine about it. I mean girls hate good guys because they're boring, or the smart intellectual ones are too old fashioned and telling them what to do. and prefers loud idiotic guys (subconsciously thinking they can change them) however when they pull crap like this they wonder why, wtf? lol

Malinkrot 3

Friday 19 February 2010 8:14

Too bad a lot of the self proclaimed *intellectuals* think that posting angst-ridden "emo" song lyrics as their status updates, taking 46439 Photoshopped angled "deep and meaningful" pictures of their face and insulting everyone that they think are "conformists" makes them smart.

skeleton_skinner 0

Friday 19 February 2010 8:54

Oh this is funny.... I wrote one just like this on here. You fail fyl and ydi

VeryNice329 0

Friday 19 February 2010 9:48

what kind of urinals is your bf using to mistake something as tiny as an ashtray for one? drunk is not an excuse. I don't use dollhouse potties to pee in when I drink.