By dumping time - 25/11/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Aylesford

Today, I woke up to my balls covered in Icy Hot, a big old "fuck you" note from my girlfriend, and my door slamming shut. I'm starting to get the distinct impression I shouldn't have made that off-hand remark last night about her PMSing, after she rage-quit a game of Mario Kart. FML
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Paco_el_Taco 17

At least she didn't shoot a blue shell of doom at you.

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iOceanus 18

Especially when playing Mario Kart. Mario Kart is a serious matter!!

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boredblonde 17

You are a dumbass

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krylonpony 3

Learn to FML please. :D have nice day now.

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sammisweets93 12

It's bitches like this that give PMS a bad name.... It's like the saying all guys r douche bags. Not true

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nnnope 26

Since when has anyone of any gender looked at PMS fondly...?

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sammisweets93 12

Pms means pre menstral syndrome.... So it's never looked as good because people put it like it's bad.... All I'm saying is not all people r piss pots before or on their periods it's just an excuse.

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nnnope 26

I'm pretty familiar with PMS, being a 21-year-old female. You said it made PMS look bad. But like, I've never heard of anyone ever defining it as "good" or "fun."

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sammisweets93 12

You aren't getting my point.......my point is it shouldn't be looked at that way same way all guys shouldn't be looked at like douchebags.

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unknown_user5566 26

Your username speaks volumes about your maturity, OP.

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unknown_user5566 26

I just realized that you must be a VERY heavy sleeper, OP. How did you not wake up while she was applying Icy Hot to your most sensitive body part?

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Sinkhole 26

Where do you get that the scrotum is the most sensitive body part? You would think that fingertips and lips are way higher on the list, sensitivity-wise.

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ks23 9

I'm not a guy but if I was I would much rather be kicked in the finger tips than in the balls

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Shrike 23

^ She's talking about general sensitivity, not how easily blunt-force trauma to the area will cripple you. Subtle difference. P.S. The scrotum isn't the same thing as the testicles.

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perdix 29

#40, you are definitely a girl. To give you some perspective, the sensitivity of the testicles is about that of your eyeball. The scrotum is the bag that holds the testicles, and Icy Hot on that would be about the worst external body part to get it on.

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Sinkhole 26

As Shrike (and even you) said, the testicles are not the same thing as the scrotum. I'm not even talking about the Icy Hot. I'm saying that there are more sensitive parts. Other body parts have more receptor cells than the scrotum.

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nnnope 26

The scrotum is not the most sensitive part of the male body (ask any guy with a hafada piercing). I guarantee it would've hurt worse if she applied it directly to his dick.

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unknown_user5566 26

Sinkhole, you're right, there are more body parts that are technically more sensitive. I was just thinking that area would likely be the most painful choice for an Icy Hot application.

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Sinkhole 26

The glans penis would probably be worse.

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perdix 29

#81, While you're in the neighborhood, jam a big glob of the stuff in his asshole. That'll **** him up good. Remind me not to date you.

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poindexter25 5

Your username is what's about to happen my friend

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jazzmancarron 11

you got some serious balls to say that, but not enough brains to keep it to yourself. either way, icy hot to the balls is grounds for dumping her.

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FlyingPie 17

Telling a woman she has PMS just isn't something you should do, period.

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tsent8 15

I see what you did there.

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lilhellian 26

I can not stand period jokes, they're almost as bad as cripple jokes.

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saksxalmo 20

Lolwut? I didn't realize having a period was a disability. Are you being sarcastic? I'm not seeing it...

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tsent8 15

It's not her fault bowsers castle pisses me off too.

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tsent8 15

She may be hot but she can be so ******* icy.

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