Love: Today, I woke up to my balls covered in Icy Hot, a big old "fuck...

By dumping time - 25/11/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Aylesford

Today, I woke up to my balls covered in Icy Hot, a big old "fuck you" note from my girlfriend, and my door slamming shut. I'm starting to get the distinct impression I shouldn't have made that off-hand remark last night about her PMSing, after she rage-quit a game of Mario Kart. FML

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By NYCguy - 20/01/2010 03:59 - United States

Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along with a few other possessions because they reminded her of her ex. Furiously, I asked her if "it was that time of the month again." Now I can't feel my balls, and miss my games. FML

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You deserved it 15 774

Carrier pigeon

By Anonymous - 10/03/2022 12:00

Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML

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You deserved it 91

Modern warfare

By Anonymous - 19/02/2022 01:59

Today, I get the feeling my wife is mad at me. I have no evidence to support this, except she ran me a bath with a bath bomb and a shit load of chilli powder, so like I say, no hard evidence except the excruciating burning in my asshole, peehole, ballsack, nostril and eyes. FML

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You deserved it 204

Overbearing girlfriend

By Jake - 16/09/2013 19:08 - United States - Albany

Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML

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You deserved it 8 259

By becca - 29/10/2012 03:39 - United States

Today, I woke up to a gift from my boyfriend: a Playboy magazine with a Post-It note that said, "Just a reminder that you're easily replaceable." I think he's still mad at me for beating him on X-box. FML

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You deserved it 3 713

By Anonymous - 11/07/2015 02:42 - United States

Today, my psycho ex girlfriend got up in my face after I dumped her. She said I'm going to pay and that one day, when I think I'm safe and happy, my joy will turn to ash in my mouth. When I pointed out she'd just ripped off a Game of Thrones quote, she kneed me in the balls. FML

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You deserved it 4 031

By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 00:29 - Canada

Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML

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You deserved it 3 462

Thanks, I guess

By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 10:08 - United States

Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 158

You deserved it 8 518

By Anonymous - 01/11/2014 18:23 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML

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You deserved it 5 521

Mario Kart is serious business

By Anonymous - 25/08/2014 05:44 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML

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You deserved it 8 600

Paco_el_Taco 17

Monday 26 November 2012 2:56

At least she didn't shoot a blue shell of doom at you.

iOceanus 18

Monday 26 November 2012 3:02

Especially when playing Mario Kart. Mario Kart is a serious matter!!

Comments

bunny409 14

Monday 26 November 2012 4:52

you dumbass,ydi. Never assume a girl is pmsing if they're angry. Girls can also get as competitive as guys when it comes to games.

Levvy 22

Tuesday 27 November 2012 15:47

So you're saying that guys should also be physically hurting girls when they're upset because their competitive spirit was hurt?

dodzin 9

Monday 26 November 2012 4:58

Kick her out now! If not, you will regret your weakness later on

PipingMouse 14

Monday 26 November 2012 5:03

You absolutely, 100%, deserve that "big ole" **** you note. YDI.

vintage3113 6

Monday 26 November 2012 5:15

Honestly...this is kind of a tough one. But I still would have to say YDI, you can't just pop off at the mouth with that shit lol

Jirekianu2 19

Monday 26 November 2012 5:21

Doesn't anyone else see anything wrong with her physically abusing/harming him because he offended her? Her being upset is understandable going this ******* far is inexcusable.

Levvy 22

Tuesday 27 November 2012 15:38

I notice most FML comment sections conclude that the situation is always, ALWAYS the fault of whichever party has the Y chromosome. Look back at the thread about the guy whose girlfriend decided to start literally treating him like an infant. People were literally pulling conjectured reasons out of thin air to justify her behavior. There are exceptions, of course, as you can see on this very comments page, but it's a weird, unsettling trend on this site.