By Anonymous - 07/04/2015 21:00 - Canada - Calgary

Spicy
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML
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_kyleG_ 34

I'd say that that sucks, but it sounds like it didn't

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fleaguss 14

He is supposed to say it when you are in deep sleep, REM sleep doesn't have influence over unconscious impulses.

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renegadedarling 15

Maybe you should be giving him more blow jobs then..

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Charles900 16

He didn't think that through, did he?

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pris0027 19

Well why aren't you giving him any?

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limabeans101029 20

Because not everyone is into the same things? If she doesn't want to suck on someone's genitals, she shouldn't have to.

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miss_amphetamine 24

Why don't you just give him more ********? LOL at his effort, but seriously, though, you have to keep his pleasure in mind too. The only reasons I can think of he would do this are if 1. you aren't satisfying him or 2. he's just trying to be funny (so if I'm wrong and you DO give them often, don't worry too much about it.)

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annihil8or 15

Reminds me of the whisper song by the Ying Yang Twins

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