By ericane27 - 27/12/2011 19:53 - United States

Today, I woke up to someone screaming "FIRE!" When I sat up, my face went right into my room-mate's ballsack. Apparently it was funny. FML
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bfrench95 0

You should have yelled "BABY KILLER" then headbutt his nutsack :)

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SauceySarah 30

That's pretty gay on your room mates part.

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tobedd 13

A gay man would never do something so distasteful

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downtime 12

59, You've actually insulted the gay community in that comment by suggesting they aren't like the rest of the community. Ah political correctness, how I detest it.

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tobedd 13

170 - We aren't like the rest of the community. The "rest" of the community gets equal rights. So until we have all the same I can make statements like that :-)

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Torva_fml 16

Saying that gay men are mature, and don't enjoy doing distasteful things is an insult?

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downtime 12

177, It suggests they're not on equal ground with everyone else, lacking in charactaristics that are fundamentally human. It stereotypes them as all being incapable of behaving like straight people, which is a form of segregation. Yes, I realise it is stupid, but my comment was more on the idiotic nature of political correctness than on the original comment itself. 176, If you expect change to happen you should initiate it yourself. Don't expect people to have to change for you if you aren't prepared to live your life by the same code. If you were to be treating everyone equally you have a right to complain about inequality, but when you refuse to do this yourself you are no better.

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Torva_fml 16

Tl;dr. ( too long, didn't read) Sorry, your post sounds like you're trying too hard to be intelligent.

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downtime 12

Oh, here, I'll rephrase in a way that your small mind can understand. "Go **** yourself".

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graham11 14

13- what's that from? It sounds soo familiar but I just can't place it haha :)

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bansheebomber 14

Ray William Johnson made a video about it, but Liza Minnelli said it. :D

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graham11 14

209- thank you!! YES!! Ray william Johnson is the man!!

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evilplatypus 38

Unless he's the type of douche that does stuff like this but only finds it funny if it's done to somebody else. I had a friend like that (not for long, though).

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jillianmathers12 13

That's so disgusting . I would have kicked him there too!

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shazza26 1

If her face was on the other side of the balls, wouldn't she kick her own face :/

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jillianmathers12 13

No I meant when her/his face was not near the ball sack she/he could kick him.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Why not just bite? You're going to brush your teeth anyway

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jillianmathers12 13

Obviously you are not very smart and therefore don't know that some STD's can be transmitted orally.

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fancyclown 9

The sick bastard would probably enjoy a kick.

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smoothiegood 3

You don't know anything

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coletrain11 5

Why are all of your comments super serious like you took plenty of time to think of what to say? Learn to laugh.

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VoteForTaco 8

I hope you kicked his ass so hard that he can't shit till next monday!!

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jillianmathers12 13

Or kicked his ballsack!

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Dracoboxer357 35

Definitely voting on revenge! :) Prank wars indeed!

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tmaq973 7

You really want to kick this guy's balls, huh?

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MikeDa1Da 14

It's called a joke. And stop trying to sound smart with your "quite distasteful and a lack of personal space" bullshit.

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