By ericane27 - 27/12/2011 19:53 - United States

Today, I woke up to someone screaming "FIRE!" When I sat up, my face went right into my room-mate's ballsack. Apparently it was funny. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 364
You deserved it 5 853

Same thing different taste

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bfrench95 0

You should have yelled "BABY KILLER" then headbutt his nutsack :)

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i would grab and pull if i woke up with some dude's balls in my face

GoW_Chick 14

That's why you should never be the first one to fall asleep because that one guy is going to put his junk on your face

I doubt that always happens to the first person to fall asleep..

EricaLane 2
minidinosaurgoes 9

I bet it made you feel kinda funny, like when you would climb the rope in gym class

Sorry op, but your friend did get you pretty good.

I feel like this is technically some sort of assault but I can't tell who assaulted who.